Hospital Stories for @Tinywhisper11

@TinyWhisper11 I read this a long time ago. It still makes me laugh (tw) for language 

Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again.

Because I didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, I explained to him that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and said (to my growing horror and amusement) as the cab pulled away.

"Sorry it took so long but the stupid b*tch was hiding under the bed and i had to poke her a** with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so i grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn't scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! I hauled her fat *** down the stairs and threw her into the backyard....she had better not sh*t in the vegetable garden again."

The silence in the taxi was deafening....

Meow meow

Hi Tiny,

How are you dear friend? I hope you are feeling better everyday and will soon be out of hospital. 

I have many hospital stories I can tell you from when I was young.

i guess the nicest one I can remember was my first crush. I must have been about 12 yrs old at the time and I was in a dormitory ward with other kids. I recall there were rooms where they put the really sick kids that need their own room and in one of those rooms was a girl whose name I can still remember. Her name was Vanessa and I was smitten from the first moment I started talking with her. 

I remember doing everything for Vanessa. Being at her bedside anytime she needed something done. I would bring in the phone for her when she wanted to call her parents and get things for her because she couldn’t get out of bed and of course I was with her every chance I had. 

It was all pretty innocent since we were only 12 yrs old. The nurses knew what was going on and would smile at me and make little comments but I didn’t care. 

Anyway, eventually, I was discharged from hospital after being there for two weeks or so with an internal elbow bleed. We said goodbye and we never saw each other again. I sometimes think about Vanessa and hope she is married with a family and happy. I doubt she would remember me. I think she was a bit too young to understand that I had a crush on her. Girls don’t like boys at those ages. 

I wanted to share this story with you as it holds a special memory for me. 

If there is a handsome someone you may have met there who comes in and sits with you day after day and does things for you and fusses over you, make sure you get his number . 🙂🫂

Get well soon dear. 

@jesusredeemedme2425

I hope Tiny is fit and fine by now and return soon to her happy place.🍎🍊🍇🍒🍓🍌🍍Fruits for you Tiny.💗Sending you speedy recovery vibes to perfect health🌞

@jesusredeemedme2425

This is absolutely the sweetest thing anyone could do for someone, this made me tear up reading this. 
Well I have something funny for you @tinywhisper11 

When I was a child, my sister and I would pull pranks on each other, somehow our dad would get involved ( i dont know how) but I distinctly remember I got our dad in a subtle way. I put small hints of salt in the sugar for his coffee. I shook it up so it was evenly dispensed through the sugar, and he went on drinking the coffee for a solid few days XD. He did not notice the salt till the last day, because in his words " man i could not stop figuring out why I was getting sweet and salty latte in the morning, now I know" Thinking back to this moment still makes me laugh/snort lol

One time when i was six years old i ate so much brownies and was rlly thirsty. I walked around the hotel room to find a bottle of water and i did fine one. In the bathroom. And i chug like half the bottle down, only to realize that was indeed not water. it was dish soap. My momma saw me and grabbed me to the toulet bowl and forced my to vomit it out, i vomitted the soap and my brownied out. My dad sked me what soap tasted like and i said it was rlly sour, immediately after that i went back to eating brownies and playing playdoh

@jesusredeemedme2425

Sending you healing vibes and tons of hugs across the miles … 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸

@jesusredeemedme24

Hello Tiny,

Healing thoughts are being sent to you

by

🌺PetiteSouris🌺

♡

@tinywhisper11, @jesusredeemedme

Once upon a time, in a sparkly rainbow meadow, there lived a unicorn named Mayo who loved to dance, but he had a "Tiny" problem: he couldn't stop sneezing! Every time he tried to show off his fancy dance moves, a big, glittery sneeze would erupt from his nose, sending rainbows flying across the meadow!

One sunny day, Mayo decided to join the annual "Dancing with the Stars" competition for the forest animals. He practiced his twirls, his leaps, and his fancy footwork, but every time he tried to do his signature move - the "Rainbow Rocket" - a giant sneeze would come out, making the judges jump and the squirrels scatter!

When it was Mayo's turn to perform, everyone held their breath. He started with a graceful prance, then a twirl, and then, just as he was about to do the "Rainbow Rocket," a huge sneeze erupted, shooting a rainbow so bright that it landed right on the head of the grumpy old bear who was judging the contest!

The bear, who had been grumpy all day, looked at the rainbow shining on his fur and couldn't help but giggle. Everyone in the forest started laughing too, because Mayo's sneeze was so funny! Even though he didn't win the competition, Mayo became a star for his hilarious sneezing dance moves, and everyone in the meadow learned that sometimes, the silliest things can be the most fun! 

Upon leaving the event, Mayo Neigh's with loving approval! 🤩

@jesusredeemedme2425 I hope tinywhispher recovers really soon!