π finish my phrase xmas game π€Ά
Finish the person before you phrase, by adding something funny/ridiculous ππΒ
But keep it clean and lighthearted *@slowdecline48 that means you too ππ*
@Tinywhisper11Β
All I want for xmas is ......
@Tinywhisper11 all I want for xmas is everyone in the world to wear pink underpants on their heads for a weekππ
@Tinywhisper11 all I want for Xmas is my two front teeth and all the other teeth in my mouth plus a hundred million dollars β¦.. oh oh oh yeah almost forgot, world peace too! Ok Santa, chop chop get on the ball, get your A game going and deliver my wishes this time π
@PineTreeTree in sorry pine.. But didn't you know your on Santa's naughty list??
@Tinywhisper11 ok then all of the above AND to be removed from the naughty list π
@PineTreeTree πππππ that's cheatingππ but such a great planππππ
@Tinywhisper11 cheating? Darn now Iβm double on Santaβs naughty list β¦. π©
@PineTreeTree it's ok I'll get you on the nice list β€ I've got access to it π I've been dating santa, yep I pulled a cracker thereπ
@Tinywhisper11 Good lord, girl...you're in a wheelchair & you're dating Santa Claus?! Okay..
- You two only reinforce my earlier point: That fat hairy philanderer in a red suit has no call to judge people on whether they deserve gifts. Not with his record. Just look at what he did with Bill's wife, facryinoutloud.
- I don't even want to know what kinda nights you & he have together. I especially do not want to know what happens with your leg stumps & his obese gut.
...for my chronic conditions to be permanently annihilated. So I can do what needs to be done & turn my land into a place fit for human habitation. I don't see why that should be too much to f***ing ask.
@slowdecline48 your on the naughty list too
Nothing I've done compares to what Santa's been up to... π
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I couldn't find my Xmas stocking to hang by the fire place, so I ......
@Tinywhisper11
So I hung my school bag and now Santa has to replace my books and assignments with a lifetime supply of candies and an all-access pass to the North Poleππ€£π€£π€£
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Tiny Tim, smiled a big smile and......
@Tinywhisper11 let out a Christmas fart that smelled like stale fruit cake π
@PineTreeTree noooooo! That's worse than sprout fartsπ±π±
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...& said "here's your gift, dad." He held out a pack of cigarettes, already opened with a few of them gone.
@slowdecline48 naughty tiny timπππππππππππππππππ
Wanna know what else? Tiny Tim grew up, sort of... He's in his twenties now, with his hair growing long out the top of his head. It's also dyed purple. The back & sides of his head are shaved...meanwhile, Tim also has four earrings in each ear, a nose ring, a pierced tongue & a tattoo on his neck that does not say "God bless us everyone".
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It's xmas eve night, and I can hear bells onΒ roof, excited I go to see what it is....
@Tinywhisper11 That's when I recall I live under some powerlines that some joker attached bells to
@genericbeing πππππππππππ oh no poor kittyπππππππππππππππππ
@Tinywhisper11 That's my exact expression after I drink too much coffee
@genericbeing πππππππ no more coffee for you!!!!! If you have some left I'll just take it off your handsπ
@Tinywhisper11 Dang for once I think I'll turn it over without a fight, I agree with you lol
@genericbeing yaaay! Thankyouπ also ice cream is bad for you, hand it over please
@Tinywhisper11 Hold out your hand then please, one scoop or two?
@genericbeing just a bucket load would be greatπ
@Tinywhisper11 Alright close your eyes and count to 10 lol
@genericbeing 1.. 2 3 4 5..6 789....10 opens eyes.... Damn! I wish that workedππππ
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It's not politically correct to wish people a merry Christmas anymore, so now I just say....
@Tinywhisper11 Eat my fat Christmas goose
@genericbeing ππππππππππππππππππππππππππ I'm gonna have to call the elf police on youππππππππ
@Tinywhisper11 Lol its that Santa blend coffee I had today lmao I'm way too jokey lol
@genericbeing πππππππ jokey is good, your making me laughπ
@Tinywhisper11 I'm laughing way to hard right now lmao
@genericbeing πππππ in trying to contain my laughter, laughing hurts
@Tinywhisper11 Lol ohhh sorry lol
@genericbeing πππππππ it's cool β€ I like laughing.. I can handle the painππππππ
@genericbeing May I borrow this? π I just found my new holiday greeting π
@mytwistedsoul Thinkin' I might use it too, whenever a stranger gets too obnoxious with holiday sentiments.
@slowdecline48 It offers so much! Some people will be shocked and other confusedΒ Some may be offended ππ I'd be careful using around Karens because they got 911 on speed dial and I can just imagine one of us havingΒ to explain it to the cops πΒ
@mytwistedsoul πππππππππππππππ it doesn't look like you boys are getting on the niceΒ list this yearπππππ
@Tinywhisper11 Put a gander i my stocking, and make it extra chubs
@mytwistedsoul Imagine how shocked the Karens will be when you open your trench coat and flash your actually squawking Christmas gosling
@genericbeing ππΒ *honk honk*Β πͺΏ
@mytwistedsoul
@genericbeing Take a gander at all those geese! There's gazillions of geese! Great googly moogly! π I actually thought about getting geese not too long ago. They say they make really good watch dogs ππ
@mytwistedsoul I heard that too, I know from experience geese are super fearless, in ancient Rome they even had this festival honoring geese at the Colosseum where they had a whole show of dogs being killed while geese sat on pillows watching because the cities dogs didn't warn the Romans of a major attack but the geese did.
@genericbeing That is so cool! Not the dogs of course, but that the geese warned of an attack and had a festival honoring them. I know they do make a loud fuss if things aren't alright where ever they are. I might have to give some serious thoughts about getting some!Β
@mytwistedsoul Donkeys are also supposed to be fantastic defenders, they're highly territorial and farmers will actually rent them to protect their farm animals from outside things like wolves which they will kick or bite their ears refusing to let go until the ear comes off.
@slowdecline48 Use it with friends AND family!
@mytwistedsoul Borrow away my friend
@slowdecline48 ππππππ and a happy Heineken to you tooπ
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There wasn't enough snow left to make a snowman, so instead i.....
@Tinywhisper11 Ohhhh boy.... lmao
@genericbeing I respectfully withdraw... lol
@genericbeing πππππππππππ yes just withdrawπππππ let's keep it pgππππ
...gave my snowman a long stiff protruding...nose. Yeah, that's what I gave him. A nose.
@slowdecline48 How ca he have a nose if there's no body? lol, read her thingy again
@genericbeing Because I stole some snow from the next door neighbor's place & built a snowman anyway.
@slowdecline48 Naturally lol
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The xmas parade was amazing this year, I even got to see.....
...Cherry Poptart!
@slowdecline48 cherry poptartπ€π€π€π€ as snack or are we talking about a lady here????
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@Tinywhisper11 Forum rules do not allow me to answer that. π
@slowdecline48 π
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I could hardly believe my eyes, when I saw the town's xmas tree decoratedΒ with.....
@Tinywhisper11 decorated with tampons, for the festive periodππππ
@Tinywhisper11 π³π OMG! ππ
@mytwistedsoul ππππππππππ soul!!!! Keep it clean π³π³ naughty boy!!!πππππππ