🎅 finish my phrase xmas game 🤶
Finish the person before you phrase, by adding something funny/ridiculous 😂😂
But keep it clean and lighthearted *@slowdecline48 that means you too 😂😂*
@Tinywhisper11
All I want for xmas is ......
@Tinywhisper11 all I want for xmas is everyone in the world to wear pink underpants on their heads for a week😁😁
@Tinywhisper11 all I want for Xmas is my two front teeth and all the other teeth in my mouth plus a hundred million dollars ….. oh oh oh yeah almost forgot, world peace too! Ok Santa, chop chop get on the ball, get your A game going and deliver my wishes this time 😂
@PineTreeTree in sorry pine.. But didn't you know your on Santa's naughty list??
@Tinywhisper11 ok then all of the above AND to be removed from the naughty list 😂
@PineTreeTree 😂😂😂😂😂 that's cheating😂😂 but such a great plan😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 cheating? Darn now I’m double on Santa’s naughty list …. 😩
@PineTreeTree it's ok I'll get you on the nice list ❤ I've got access to it 😁 I've been dating santa, yep I pulled a cracker there😁
@Tinywhisper11 Good lord, girl...you're in a wheelchair & you're dating Santa Claus?! Okay..
- You two only reinforce my earlier point: That fat hairy philanderer in a red suit has no call to judge people on whether they deserve gifts. Not with his record. Just look at what he did with Bill's wife, facryinoutloud.
- I don't even want to know what kinda nights you & he have together. I especially do not want to know what happens with your leg stumps & his obese gut.
...for my chronic conditions to be permanently annihilated. So I can do what needs to be done & turn my land into a place fit for human habitation. I don't see why that should be too much to f***ing ask.
@slowdecline48 your on the naughty list too
Nothing I've done compares to what Santa's been up to... 😈
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I couldn't find my Xmas stocking to hang by the fire place, so I ......
@Tinywhisper11
So I hung my school bag and now Santa has to replace my books and assignments with a lifetime supply of candies and an all-access pass to the North Pole😜🤣🤣🤣
@KindleMissie I hope he completed your assignments too😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11
He absolutely should! Or else he won't get any cookies and I'll put him on the naughty kids list. No presents for a pretend Santa! 🍪😜🎅😂 The next Santa will be a turbo-charged homework machine, finishing all assignments at lightning speed while still finding time to ho-ho-ho! 🤖🎅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 if you need anything do let me know I will get it for you by Turbo Santa with in a second😉😁
@KindleMissie all I want is just some diamonds or cheques😁
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Tiny Tim, smiled a big smile and......
@Tinywhisper11 let out a Christmas fart that smelled like stale fruit cake 😂
@PineTreeTree noooooo! That's worse than sprout farts😱😱
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
...& said "here's your gift, dad." He held out a pack of cigarettes, already opened with a few of them gone.
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It's xmas eve night, and I can hear bells on roof, excited I go to see what it is....
@Tinywhisper11 That's when I recall I live under some powerlines that some joker attached bells to
@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh no poor kitty😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 That's my exact expression after I drink too much coffee
@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 no more coffee for you!!!!! If you have some left I'll just take it off your hands😁
@Tinywhisper11 Dang for once I think I'll turn it over without a fight, I agree with you lol
@genericbeing yaaay! Thankyou😁 also ice cream is bad for you, hand it over please
@Tinywhisper11 Hold out your hand then please, one scoop or two?
@genericbeing just a bucket load would be great😋
@Tinywhisper11 Alright close your eyes and count to 10 lol
@genericbeing 1.. 2 3 4 5..6 789....10 opens eyes.... Damn! I wish that worked😂😂😂😂
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It's not politically correct to wish people a merry Christmas anymore, so now I just say....
@Tinywhisper11 Eat my fat Christmas goose
@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm gonna have to call the elf police on you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Lol its that Santa blend coffee I had today lmao I'm way too jokey lol
@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 jokey is good, your making me laugh😁
@Tinywhisper11 I'm laughing way to hard right now lmao
@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂 in trying to contain my laughter, laughing hurts
@Tinywhisper11 Lol ohhh sorry lol
@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it's cool ❤ I like laughing.. I can handle the pain😁😂😂😂😂😂
@genericbeing May I borrow this? 😁 I just found my new holiday greeting 😂
@mytwistedsoul Thinkin' I might use it too, whenever a stranger gets too obnoxious with holiday sentiments.
@slowdecline48 It offers so much! Some people will be shocked and other confused Some may be offended 😂😂 I'd be careful using around Karens because they got 911 on speed dial and I can just imagine one of us having to explain it to the cops 😂
@mytwistedsoul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it doesn't look like you boys are getting on the nice list this year😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Put a gander i my stocking, and make it extra chubs
@mytwistedsoul Imagine how shocked the Karens will be when you open your trench coat and flash your actually squawking Christmas gosling
@genericbeing 😂😂 *honk honk* 🪿
@mytwistedsoul
@genericbeing Take a gander at all those geese! There's gazillions of geese! Great googly moogly! 😂 I actually thought about getting geese not too long ago. They say they make really good watch dogs 😂😂
@slowdecline48 Use it with friends AND family!
@mytwistedsoul Borrow away my friend
@slowdecline48 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and a happy Heineken to you too😁
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There wasn't enough snow left to make a snowman, so instead i.....
@Tinywhisper11 Ohhhh boy.... lmao
@genericbeing I respectfully withdraw... lol
@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yes just withdraw😂😂😂😂😂 let's keep it pg😂😂😂😂
...gave my snowman a long stiff protruding...nose. Yeah, that's what I gave him. A nose.
@slowdecline48 How ca he have a nose if there's no body? lol, read her thingy again
@genericbeing Because I stole some snow from the next door neighbor's place & built a snowman anyway.
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The xmas parade was amazing this year, I even got to see.....
...Cherry Poptart!
@slowdecline48 cherry poptart🤔🤔🤔🤔 as snack or are we talking about a lady here????
😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Forum rules do not allow me to answer that. 😏
@slowdecline48 😂
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I could hardly believe my eyes, when I saw the town's xmas tree decorated with.....
@Tinywhisper11 decorated with tampons, for the festive period😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 😳😅 OMG! 😂😂
@mytwistedsoul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 soul!!!! Keep it clean 😳😳 naughty boy!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂