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🎅 finish my phrase xmas game 🤶

Tinywhisper11 2 days ago

Finish the person before you phrase, by adding something funny/ridiculous 😂😂 

But keep it clean and lighthearted *@slowdecline48 that means you too 😂😂*

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Tinywhisper11 OP 2 days ago

@Tinywhisper11 

All I want for xmas is ......

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Tinywhisper11 OP 1 day ago

@Tinywhisper11 all I want for xmas is everyone in the world to wear pink underpants on their heads for a week😁😁

PineTreeTree 23 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 all I want for Xmas is my two front teeth and all the other teeth in my mouth plus a hundred million dollars ….. oh oh oh yeah almost forgot, world peace too! Ok Santa, chop chop get on the ball, get your A game going and deliver my wishes this time 😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP 15 hours ago

@PineTreeTree in sorry pine.. But didn't you know your on Santa's naughty list??

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PineTreeTree 14 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 ok then all of the above AND to be removed from the naughty list 😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP 14 hours ago

@PineTreeTree 😂😂😂😂😂 that's cheating😂😂 but such a great plan😂😂😂😂

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PineTreeTree 13 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 cheating? Darn now I’m double on Santa’s naughty list …. 😩

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Tinywhisper11 OP 13 hours ago

@PineTreeTree it's ok I'll get you on the nice list ❤ I've got access to it 😁 I've been dating santa, yep I pulled a cracker there😁

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PineTreeTree 9 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 yay! Don’t let mrs clause find out 😂 

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Tinywhisper11 OP 8 hours ago

@PineTreeTree oh she wont😈

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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slowdecline48 5 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 Good lord, girl...you're in a wheelchair & you're dating Santa Claus?! Okay..

  1. You two only reinforce my earlier point: That fat hairy philanderer in a red suit has no call to judge people on whether they deserve gifts. Not with his record. Just look at what he did with Bill's wife, facryinoutloud.
  2. I don't even want to know what kinda nights you & he have together. I especially do not want to know what happens with your leg stumps & his obese gut.
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slowdecline48 21 hours ago

...for my chronic conditions to be permanently annihilated. So I can do what needs to be done & turn my land into a place fit for human habitation. I don't see why that should be too much to f***ing ask.

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Tinywhisper11 OP 15 hours ago

@slowdecline48 your on the naughty list too

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slowdecline48 5 hours ago

Nothing I've done compares to what Santa's been up to... 😈

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slowdecline48 1 day ago

How am I supposed to give answers if I have to come up with clean ones?! In that case, I refuse to participate. 😏

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Tinywhisper11 OP 1 day ago

@slowdecline48 😂😂😂😂😂😂 fine but play nicely


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Tinywhisper11 OP 1 day ago

@Tinywhisper11 next phrase...

I couldn't find my Xmas stocking to hang by the fire place, so I ......


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KindleMissie 1 day ago

@Tinywhisper11

So I hung my school bag and now Santa has to replace my books and assignments with a lifetime supply of candies and an all-access pass to the North Pole😜🤣🤣🤣

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Tinywhisper11 OP 1 day ago

@KindleMissie I hope he completed your assignments too😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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KindleMissie 1 day ago

@Tinywhisper11

He absolutely should! Or else he won't get any cookies and I'll put him on the naughty kids list. No presents for a pretend Santa! 🍪😜🎅😂 The next Santa will be a turbo-charged homework machine, finishing all assignments at lightning speed while still finding time to ho-ho-ho! 🤖🎅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 if you need anything do let me know I will get it for you by Turbo Santa with in a second😉😁

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Tinywhisper11 OP 1 day ago

@KindleMissie all I want is just some diamonds or cheques😁

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KindleMissie 1 day ago

@Tinywhisper11

Sure thing! Turbo Santa’s on it! 🎅🤖 Your diamonds and cheques will be delivered faster than a sleigh ride! 🎁✨ Just make sure you have a chimney wide enough for all that sparkle! 💎💰😉😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP 15 hours ago

@KindleMissie chimney😮😮 um.. I send him a key to the home😁

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Tinywhisper11 OP 1 day ago

@Tinywhisper11 next phrase....

Tiny Tim, smiled a big smile and......

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PineTreeTree 24 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 let out a Christmas fart that smelled like stale fruit cake 😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP 15 hours ago

@PineTreeTree noooooo! That's worse than sprout farts😱😱

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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slowdecline48 21 hours ago

...& said "here's your gift, dad." He held out a pack of cigarettes, already opened with a few of them gone.

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Tinywhisper11 OP 15 hours ago

@slowdecline48 naughty tiny tim😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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slowdecline48 5 hours ago

Wanna know what else? Tiny Tim grew up, sort of... He's in his twenties now, with his hair growing long out the top of his head. It's also dyed purple. The back & sides of his head are shaved...meanwhile, Tim also has four earrings in each ear, a nose ring, a pierced tongue & a tattoo on his neck that does not say "God bless us everyone".

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PineTreeTree 24 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 Yeah @slowdecline48 that means you too….. oh sorry that’s not part of the game is it….never mind 😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP 15 hours ago

@PineTreeTree 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP 15 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 next phrase...

It's xmas eve night, and I can hear bells on  roof, excited I go to see what it is....

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genericbeing 15 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 That's when I recall I live under some powerlines that some joker attached bells to

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Tinywhisper11 OP 14 hours ago

@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh no poor kitty😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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genericbeing 14 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 That's my exact expression after I drink too much coffee

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Tinywhisper11 OP 14 hours ago

@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 no more coffee for you!!!!! If you have some left I'll just take it off your hands😁

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genericbeing 14 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 Dang for once I think I'll turn it over without a fight, I agree with you lol

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Tinywhisper11 OP 14 hours ago

@genericbeing yaaay! Thankyou😁 also ice cream is bad for you, hand it over please

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genericbeing 14 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 Hold out your hand then please, one scoop or two?

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Tinywhisper11 OP 14 hours ago

@genericbeing just a bucket load would be great😋

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genericbeing 14 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 Alright close your eyes and count to 10 lol

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Tinywhisper11 OP 14 hours ago

@genericbeing 1.. 2 3 4 5..6 789....10 opens eyes.... Damn! I wish that worked😂😂😂😂

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genericbeing 14 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 If it did you'd probably see this

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Tinywhisper11 OP 14 hours ago

@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP 14 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 next phrase....

It's not politically correct to wish people a merry Christmas anymore, so now I just say....

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genericbeing 14 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 Eat my fat Christmas goose

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Tinywhisper11 OP 14 hours ago

@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm gonna have to call the elf police on you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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genericbeing 14 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 Lol its that Santa blend coffee I had today lmao I'm way too jokey lol

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Tinywhisper11 OP 14 hours ago

@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 jokey is good, your making me laugh😁

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genericbeing 14 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 I'm laughing way to hard right now lmao

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Tinywhisper11 OP 14 hours ago

@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂 in trying to contain my laughter, laughing hurts

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genericbeing 14 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 Lol ohhh sorry lol

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Tinywhisper11 OP 14 hours ago

@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it's cool ❤ I like laughing.. I can handle the pain😁😂😂😂😂😂

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genericbeing 14 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 No pain no gain

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Tinywhisper11 OP 14 hours ago

@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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genericbeing 14 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 Lol okay, I'm done lol

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Tinywhisper11 OP 14 hours ago

@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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slowdecline48 4 hours ago
..."Happy Hanuchristmakwanzaakah."

Unless I don't feel like holiday wishes in general, in which case I growl something like "shut the f*** up with that 'happy holidays' s**t."
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Tinywhisper11 OP 14 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 next phrase....

There wasn't enough snow left to make a snowman, so instead i.....

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genericbeing 14 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 Ohhhh boy.... lmao

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genericbeing 14 hours ago

@genericbeing I respectfully withdraw... lol

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Tinywhisper11 OP 14 hours ago

@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yes just withdraw😂😂😂😂😂 let's keep it pg😂😂😂😂

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genericbeing 14 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 Lol pg? Pig goulash?

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Tinywhisper11 OP 14 hours ago

@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 nooo!😂😂😂😂😂😁

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slowdecline48 4 hours ago

...gave my snowman a long stiff protruding...nose. Yeah, that's what I gave him. A nose.

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Tinywhisper11 OP 14 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 next phrase....

The xmas parade was amazing this year, I even got to see.....

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LlamaTreeMe 13 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 Taylor Swift!!

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Tinywhisper11 OP 13 hours ago

@LlamaTreeMe 😂😂😂 Taylor swift!?!! Damn! Where's your Xmas parade happening too??? I wanna come😁

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Tinywhisper11 OP 10 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 next phrase....

I could hardly believe my eyes, when I saw the town's xmas tree decorated  with.....

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slowdecline48 4 hours ago

...toilet paper.

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