ЁЯОЕ finish my phrase xmas game ЁЯд╢
Finish the person before you phrase, by adding something funny/ridiculous ЁЯШВЁЯШВ┬а
But keep it clean and lighthearted *@slowdecline48 that means you too ЁЯШВЁЯШВ*
@Tinywhisper11┬а
All I want for xmas is ......
@Tinywhisper11 all I want for xmas is everyone in the world to wear pink underpants on their heads for a weekЁЯШБЁЯШБ
@Tinywhisper11 all I want for Xmas is my two front teeth and all the other teeth in my mouth plus a hundred million dollars тАж.. oh oh oh yeah almost forgot, world peace too! Ok Santa, chop chop get on the ball, get your A game going and deliver my wishes this time ЁЯШВ
@PineTreeTree in sorry pine.. But didn't you know your on Santa's naughty list??
@Tinywhisper11 ok then all of the above AND to be removed from the naughty list ЁЯШВ
@PineTreeTree ЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВ that's cheatingЁЯШВЁЯШВ but such a great planЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВ
@Tinywhisper11 cheating? Darn now IтАЩm double on SantaтАЩs naughty list тАж. ЁЯШй
@PineTreeTree it's ok I'll get you on the nice list тЭд I've got access to it ЁЯШБ I've been dating santa, yep I pulled a cracker thereЁЯШБ
@Tinywhisper11 Good lord, girl...you're in a wheelchair & you're dating Santa Claus?! Okay..
- You two only reinforce my earlier point: That fat hairy philanderer in a red suit has no call to judge people on whether they deserve gifts. Not with his record. Just look at what he did with Bill's wife, facryinoutloud.
- I don't even want to know what kinda nights you & he have together. I especially do not want to know what happens with your leg stumps & his obese gut.
...for my chronic conditions to be permanently annihilated. So I can do what needs to be done & turn my land into a place fit for human habitation. I don't see why that should be too much to f***ing ask.
@slowdecline48 your on the naughty list too
Nothing I've done compares to what Santa's been up to... ЁЯШИ
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I couldn't find my Xmas stocking to hang by the fire place, so I ......
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So I hung my school bag and now Santa has to replace my books and assignments with a lifetime supply of candies and an all-access pass to the North PoleЁЯШЬЁЯдгЁЯдгЁЯдг
@KindleMissie I hope he completed your assignments tooЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВ
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He absolutely should! Or else he won't get any cookies and┬аI'll put him on the naughty kids list. No presents for a pretend Santa! ЁЯНкЁЯШЬЁЯОЕЁЯШВ┬аThe next Santa will be a turbo-charged homework machine, finishing all assignments at lightning speed while still finding time to ho-ho-ho! ЁЯдЦЁЯОЕЁЯдгЁЯдгЁЯдгЁЯдгЁЯдг if you need anything do let me know I will get it for you by Turbo Santa with in a secondЁЯШЙЁЯШБ
@KindleMissie all I want is just some diamonds or chequesЁЯШБ
@Tinywhisper11
Sure thing! Turbo SantaтАЩs on it! ЁЯОЕЁЯдЦ Your diamonds and cheques will be delivered faster than a sleigh ride! ЁЯОБтЬи Just make sure you have a chimney wide enough for all that sparkle! ЁЯТОЁЯТ░ЁЯШЙЁЯШВ
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Tiny Tim, smiled a big smile and......
@Tinywhisper11 let out a Christmas fart that smelled like stale fruit cake ЁЯШВ
@PineTreeTree noooooo! That's worse than sprout fartsЁЯШ▒ЁЯШ▒
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...& said "here's your gift, dad." He held out a pack of cigarettes, already opened with a few of them gone.
@slowdecline48 naughty tiny timЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВ
Wanna know what else? Tiny Tim grew up, sort of... He's in his twenties now, with his hair growing long out the top of his head. It's also dyed purple. The back & sides of his head are shaved...meanwhile, Tim also has four earrings in each ear, a nose ring, a pierced tongue & a tattoo on his neck that does not say "God bless us everyone".
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It's xmas eve night, and I can hear bells on┬а roof, excited I go to see what it is....
@Tinywhisper11 That's when I recall I live under some powerlines that some joker attached bells to
@genericbeing ЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВ oh no poor kittyЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВ
@Tinywhisper11 That's my exact expression after I drink too much coffee
@genericbeing ЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВ no more coffee for you!!!!! If you have some left I'll just take it off your handsЁЯШБ
@Tinywhisper11 Dang for once I think I'll turn it over without a fight, I agree with you lol
@genericbeing yaaay! ThankyouЁЯШБ also ice cream is bad for you, hand it over please
@Tinywhisper11 Hold out your hand then please, one scoop or two?
@genericbeing just a bucket load would be greatЁЯШЛ
@Tinywhisper11 Alright close your eyes and count to 10 lol
@genericbeing 1.. 2 3 4 5..6 789....10 opens eyes.... Damn! I wish that workedЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВ
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It's not politically correct to wish people a merry Christmas anymore, so now I just say....
@Tinywhisper11 Eat my fat Christmas goose
@genericbeing ЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВ I'm gonna have to call the elf police on youЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВ
@Tinywhisper11 Lol its that Santa blend coffee I had today lmao I'm way too jokey lol
@genericbeing ЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВ jokey is good, your making me laughЁЯШБ
@Tinywhisper11 I'm laughing way to hard right now lmao
@genericbeing ЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВ in trying to contain my laughter, laughing hurts
@Tinywhisper11 Lol ohhh sorry lol
@genericbeing ЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВ it's cool тЭд I like laughing.. I can handle the painЁЯШБЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВ
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There wasn't enough snow left to make a snowman, so instead i.....
@Tinywhisper11 Ohhhh boy.... lmao
@genericbeing I respectfully withdraw... lol
@genericbeing ЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВ yes just withdrawЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВ let's keep it pgЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВ
...gave my snowman a long stiff protruding...nose. Yeah, that's what I gave him. A nose.
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The xmas parade was amazing this year, I even got to see.....
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I could hardly believe my eyes, when I saw the town's xmas tree decorated┬а with.....
...toilet paper.
