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Of a police officer stops you in the street and says "we need to talk" what would be your first reaction? ?

User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 February 12th

If a police officer stops you in the street and says "we need to talk" what do you think it's about, what's your first reaction ??????

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User Profile: PineTreeTree
PineTreeTree February 12th

@Tinywhisper11 I think it’s, β€œOh no, what did Tiny do now.”  🀭

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User Profile: YourCaringConfidant
YourCaringConfidant February 12th

@PineTreeTree *gasps* How dare you automatically assume she's up to no good. She's a good, innocent Tiny. Still 🌲, keep your mouth hushed and don't incriminate her. We need her. Now I have to go buy her 🍦 to comfort her. πŸ˜€

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Tinywhisper11 OP February 12th

@YourCaringConfidant 😭😭 yes comfort icecream please!πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‹πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

User Profile: PineTreeTree
PineTreeTree February 12th

@YourCaringConfidant No, you don’t understand. That’s not what I would say out loud but it would for sure what I was thinking. No, what I would say is, β€œIs this about the post it notes I put on Desiree’s car?” 🀭

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User Profile: YourCaringConfidant
YourCaringConfidant February 12th

@PineTreeTree Yayy, I knew you loved Tiny like I do! ❀️ Hey now! Don't go incriminating yourself. Post its on my car? I didn't see anything nor do I know what you're talking about. πŸ˜‰ *snaps a picture for memories, then quickly removes all the posts its off my vehicle* Seeeeee.... what post its?Β 

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User Profile: PineTreeTree
PineTreeTree February 12th

@YourCaringConfidant πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Tinywhisper11 OP February 13th

@PineTreeTree πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Tinywhisper11 OP February 12th

@PineTreeTree πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ heyyy

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User Profile: VictoriaBCHypnotist
VictoriaBCHypnotist February 12th

How can I help you officer?

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP February 12th

@VictoriaBCHypnotist then after you say that, you run away fastπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

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User Profile: crimsonPapaya7218
crimsonPapaya7218 February 12th

@Tinywhisper11 obviously he looked at me and couldn't resist my beauty 😌, he's asking for my number! definitely not talking about the skateboard I stole from a child 🀫😌

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User Profile: angelheart2011
angelheart2011 February 12th

@crimsonPapaya7218

no, definitely not 🀣🀣🀣

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Tinywhisper11 OP February 13th

@crimsonPapaya7218 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you naughty little trouble makerπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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User Profile: tryingtosurvive2024
tryingtosurvive2024 February 12th

@Tinywhisper11Β  My first reaction is my heart starts beating fast, next I start to sweat.

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Tinywhisper11 OP February 13th

@tryingtosurvive2024 then do you faint? Or run?? Or pee your pants???

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tryingtosurvive2024 February 13th

@Tinywhisper11Β  I'm no SAINT, that is why I start to FAINT.

Tiny, your so SMALL, they would never notice when you broke the LAW.

I only pee, when there is ANTS in my PANTS.

When I look up at the SUN, is when my blood starts to RUN.

The cops suggested that I'm CRAZY, but I told them, no I'm just LAZY.Β Β πŸ€ͺ

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Tinywhisper11 OP February 14th

@tryingtosurvive2024 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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User Profile: mytwistedsoul
mytwistedsoul February 12th

@Tinywhisper11 a sigh and to ask "what did I do this time"? πŸ˜‚

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Tinywhisper11 OP February 13th

@mytwistedsoul don't worry if you ever get arrested I'll quickly set your basement on fireπŸ˜‰ they'll never find the bodies😈

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mytwistedsoul February 13th

@Tinywhisper11 Make sure it burns extra hot πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

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Tinywhisper11 OP February 13th

@mytwistedsoul I will

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User Profile: courageouspanda2006
courageouspanda2006 February 12th

@Tinywhisper11

What did my son tell you this time? 😏

(My son is a police officer)Β 

I'll put in a good word for you Tinywhisper11. πŸ˜‰

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Tinywhisper11 OP February 13th

@courageouspanda2006 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ thanks, can you put many good words in for me?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Your son is a police officer, that's so cool ❀ he's a hero ❀❀

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User Profile: akunknown
akunknown February 12th

@Tinywhisper11

I’d ask what it’s about and what it has to do with me. My reaction whatever it is would be entirely based on what their answers are to those questions. That way I can say that my reaction is completely valid and justified πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Tinywhisper11 OP February 13th

@akunknown that's right just play it cool 😎

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User Profile: Alaniixlove
Alaniixlove February 13th

@Tinywhisper11

Id call my mom


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Tinywhisper11 OP February 13th

@Alaniixlove πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚awwwww

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User Profile: DoveInATopHat
DoveInATopHat February 13th

@Tinywhisper11

Why would police officer need to talk with me? I didnt see nothing..

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Tinywhisper11 OP February 13th

@DoveInATopHat πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ yes πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ I believe you πŸ‘€

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond February 13th

@Tinywhisper11Β In my head, I'd be thinking, "Well, great, you messed up" (even though I didn’t do anythingβ€”it's just my go-to reaction- good old self blame). But on the outside, I’d keep it cool, follow the "procedures" and ask, β€œAm I being detained, or am I free to go?” If they say I’m not detained, I’d just say, β€œI don’t wish to speak.” But if they say I am detained, I'd ask, β€œWhat’s the reason?” and ask for their ID. Then, I’d let them know, β€œI’m not talking without my lawyer here.”

If they start asking about something like, β€œDid you see a suspicious person walking down that street?” I’d probably be like, β€œHonestly, I’m not the best person to ask about what’s going on around me. I’m kind of in my own little la la land.” Not the most reliable narrator out there.

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Tinywhisper11 OP February 14th

@azurePond yeah they'd just get bored with you, and escort you out of ikea

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azurePond February 14th

@Tinywhisper11Β  Honestly, it’s better to make the police bored of you than to catch their attention. You could always read them something like tax laws, just to keep things boring.Β πŸ€“

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond February 14th

@azurePondΒ Since it's IKEA, you could always read them the instruction manual on how to assemble the furniture parts.

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User Profile: PineTreeTree
PineTreeTree February 14th
@azurePond ummm you want to bore them but don’t get arrested for aggravated assault against a police officer with IKEA instructions 😱
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azurePond February 14th

@PineTreeTreeΒ  You make a valid point.Β  So I am sticking to the "standard procedures * I mentioned earlier

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Tinywhisper11 OP February 14th

@azurePond πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Tinywhisper11 OP February 14th

@azurePond πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 February 14th

@azurePond I heartily endorse the above procedure, but would add that one should carry it out politely. Stand up for your rights but remember...it doesn't help to antagonize a guy with a badge & a gun.

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azurePond February 14th

@slowdecline48Β Absolutely. The first thing I was taught when dealing with someone in power is to avoid antagonizing them (cops, lawyers, politicians, bureaucrats.... my parents ...Β  ). You may not agree with their views, but I know , it's important to remain respectful. I also liked your response β€”Β  simple "okay" then silence and watchfulness. Listening to them can make a big difference. Sometimes, asserting your rights can come off as snarky, but usually, the way they approach you and the language they use will guide you on the best type of response to give. But yeah, I agree with you -Β A python is dangerous, even when it's not venomous so it is always better not to antagonise them (I’m referring to people in power in general. I have respect for cops and their service.) Well, this took a serious turn.

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