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User Profile: genericbeing
genericbeing January 17th

What's a fun or funny conspiracy theory we can start here?? Any ideas?

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genericbeing OP January 17th

@genericbeing

Blackbirds gather together in big groups because____?

You don't see zeppelins anymore because_____?

Zebras got their stripes from_____?

The pyramids were created by_____?

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 January 17th

@genericbeing the answer to all those are big foot

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genericbeing OP January 17th

@Tinywhisper11 Not Tiny foot?

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User Profile: PineTreeTree
PineTreeTree January 17th

Blackbirds gather together in big groups because alone they can’t carry your child away?

You don't see zeppelins anymore because their disguised as jet airliners?

Zebras got their stripes from obeying orders and moving up in the ranks?

The pyramids were created by an alien pooping with a squarish funnel butt?

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 January 17th

@PineTreeTree bigfoot, bigfoot, bigfoot

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PineTreeTree January 17th

@Tinywhisper11 Hey quit mocking my feet! πŸ˜‚

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Tinywhisper11 January 17th

@PineTreeTree I'm sorry I'm just jealous cause I don't have any.... I'm lacktoes intolerantπŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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PineTreeTree January 17th

@Tinywhisper11 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

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genericbeing OP January 17th

@Tinywhisper11 Lacktoes insolvent? I heard he was rapping in London next 4th

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Tinywhisper11 January 18th

@genericbeing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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genericbeing OP January 17th

@PineTreeTree i like those last two, Zebras and Pyramids lol

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genericbeing OP January 17th

@PineTreeTree I wonder what those aliens be using for toilet paper? lol

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User Profile: freshman12
freshman12 January 18th

They just spread their cheeks in front of the black hole

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Tinywhisper11 January 18th

@freshman12 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that's soooo grossπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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freshman12 January 18th

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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User Profile: PiecesOfWhoeverIWas
PiecesOfWhoeverIWas January 18th

@genericbeing

Blackbirds gather together in big groups because they’re an extrovert breed.

You don't see zeppelins anymore because the leader of the zeppelins said β€œCatch the wind, see us spin, sail away, leave today, way up high in the sky, but the wind won’t blow so you really shouldn’t go.” (Led Zeppelin)

Zebras got their stripes because so many of them were incarcerated that over time it just became part of their DNA.

The pyramids were created by ancient Bigfoots.

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User Profile: PineTreeTree
PineTreeTree January 18th

@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas Zeppelins πŸ˜‚Β 

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PineTreeTree January 18th

@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas Poor zebras πŸ˜‚

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Tinywhisper11 January 18th

@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas I knew it, it was bigfootsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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genericbeing OP January 19th

@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas There always was a zebra crime problem in this cityΒ 

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Tinywhisper11 January 19th

@genericbeing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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@genericbeing is secretly in the Mafia ;)

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genericbeing OP 20 hours ago

@jesusredeemedme2425 Not anymore ;)

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jesusredeemedme2425 18 hours ago

O.O

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