Conspiracy
@genericbeing
Blackbirds gather together in big groups because____?
You don't see zeppelins anymore because_____?
Zebras got their stripes from_____?
The pyramids were created by_____?
@genericbeing the answer to all those are big foot
@Tinywhisper11 Not Tiny foot?
Blackbirds gather together in big groups because alone they can’t carry your child away?
You don't see zeppelins anymore because their disguised as jet airliners?
Zebras got their stripes from obeying orders and moving up in the ranks?
The pyramids were created by an alien pooping with a squarish funnel butt?
@PineTreeTree i like those last two, Zebras and Pyramids lol
@PineTreeTree I wonder what those aliens be using for toilet paper? lol
@genericbeing
Blackbirds gather together in big groups because they’re an extrovert breed.
You don't see zeppelins anymore because the leader of the zeppelins said “Catch the wind, see us spin, sail away, leave today, way up high in the sky, but the wind won’t blow so you really shouldn’t go.” (Led Zeppelin)
Zebras got their stripes because so many of them were incarcerated that over time it just became part of their DNA.
The pyramids were created by ancient Bigfoots.
@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas Zeppelins 😂
@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas Poor zebras 😂
@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas I knew it, it was bigfoots😂😂😂😂
@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas There always was a zebra crime problem in this city
@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂
@genericbeing is secretly in the Mafia ;)
@jesusredeemedme2425 Not anymore ;)