Conspiracy
@genericbeing
Blackbirds gather together in big groups because____?
You don't see zeppelins anymore because_____?
Zebras got their stripes from_____?
The pyramids were created by_____?


Blackbirds gather together in big groups because alone they canβt carry your child away?
You don't see zeppelins anymore because their disguised as jet airliners?
Zebras got their stripes from obeying orders and moving up in the ranks?
The pyramids were created by an alien pooping with a squarish funnel butt?
@PineTreeTree I wonder what those aliens be using for toilet paper? lol

They just spread their cheeks in front of the black hole
@freshman12 πππππππππ that's soooo grossππππππ

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@PineTreeTree bigfoot, bigfoot, bigfoot

@Tinywhisper11 Hey quit mocking my feet! π
@PineTreeTree I'm sorry I'm just jealous cause I don't have any.... I'm lacktoes intolerantπ©π©ππππππππππππ

@Tinywhisper11 πππππ€£π€£
@Tinywhisper11 Lacktoes insolvent? I heard he was rapping in London next 4th

@genericbeing ππππ

@genericbeing
Blackbirds gather together in big groups because theyβre an extrovert breed.
You don't see zeppelins anymore because the leader of the zeppelins said βCatch the wind, see us spin, sail away, leave today, way up high in the sky, but the wind wonβt blow so you really shouldnβt go.β (Led Zeppelin)
Zebras got their stripes because so many of them were incarcerated that over time it just became part of their DNA.
The pyramids were created by ancient Bigfoots.

@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas Zeppelins πΒ

@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas Poor zebras π

@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas I knew it, it was bigfootsππππ
@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas There always was a zebra crime problem in this cityΒ

@genericbeing πππππ
@genericbeing is secretly in the Mafia ;)
@jesusredeemedme2425 Not anymore ;)