Pine, Torean, Tiny, and Kiara’s Spot
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@Tinywhisper11
@Torean
@PineTreeTree
@jesusredeemedme2425
Bad jokes
When can a ships captain officiate at a wedding?
At maritime
@PineTreeTree ha....... Ha.....
Why do couples always get married on the beach by the water?
Why else would they call it a wetting
@PineTreeTree ha..... Ha....
If I have twin daughters I’m going to name one Kate and the other …duplicate.
@PineTreeTree ha.... Ha....= Sarcastic laughing
Ha ha = quite funny
ha ha ha= very funny
ha ha ha ha= staying alive🕺
😂 staying alive.
@Torean stayin ali-I’ve-ive-I’ve 🎶
Stayin alIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIII-I-I-I-I-IIIIIVE!! I can kinda sound like the voice in that song 😁
@Tinywhisper11 well then ha ha ha 😂
Do you know why I tell bad jokes? Because I’m in poor humor 😂 oh I crack me up 😂
@PineTreeTree
@Tinywhisper11 😂
@PineTreeTree 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7ate9!
Two blondes were driving to Disneyland, and they were almost there. They saw a sign that said Disneyland Left... So they went home.
And with that, I'm outta corny jokes. 😂
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Yo mamma's so fat that when she saves her game, she takes up three save slots. 😂😂😂. Sorry, I couldn't resist.
@Torean 😂
Torean is a little bit special. ;)
@jesusredeemedme2425 yes just a bit special😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Like “don’t eat the paste” special. ;)
Hey, I never did that! I did eat play dough though... 😅
This explains so much. Hehe
Im curious tho… What did it taste like?
Salty at best. Lol, that's the best way to describe
@Torean @PineTreeTree @jesusredeemedme2425
Could you all just take a few steps back please... Only I'm allergic to nuts
Hey!!!! You love us anyway XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 I do ❤❤
You put up with us. ;)
@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love you all ❤❤ well done of you🤔🤔🤔 well one of you🤔🤔 maybe
It’s me right??? I’m the normal one hehe
@jesusredeemedme2425 yes but don't tell the others 🤫
😫😫😫😫😫😭 What makes me unloved? I guess I haven't been bringing you chili dogs or concert tickets... 😔 That has to be it. 😁 I understand now.
@Tinywhisper11 I’m not nutty I’m fruity 😂
I'm probably garlicy and gingery. 😋 And spicy.
Like wasabi???
Someone at my Bible study today said that he once mistook wasabi for guacamole… O.O
@jesusredeemedme2425 uh oh that must have been something to see
I think he might have been relatively young too lol
Bwahaha, I thought of a really good prank just now... 😁
Now now @Torean don’t be whipping up batches of wasabimole or guacasabbi 🔥
Lol, take all the fun out of it. 😂 I looked that up just now. That's totally a thing already. Kinda want to try it.
@Torean ah yeah I see it is a thing… well better than guacatidepodmole
You're absolutely right, those flavors would never mesh. 😂
WHY would people eat Tide Pods???? What is WRONG with them???? Lol
Lol, I'm pretty sure not many people ever did. I think that was more older generations trying to make Gen Z look bad.
Whaaaaa
They've used it against them either way. So there's at least a decent amount of truth to that.
@PineTreeTree I'm not surprised tbh😂😂😂
Have you tried wasabi??? Lol
@jesusredeemedme2425 I have no idea what waccabi or guacomolie us
@Tinywhisper11 is*
Wasabi:
Most people recognise wasabi as a condiment served with sushi. It’s the perfect buddy for sushi as it doesn’t leave an aftertaste, so you’re ready to taste the next bite. But wasabi can actually be used to add heat to any dish. Wasabi is in the Brassicaceae plant family (which also includes mustard and horseradish). Wasabi paste is made from its ground rhizomes (underground stems).
Guacamole (wock-a-mole-ee): (did i do the pronunciation right, guys???)
Guacamole is basically mashed, raw avocados mixed with other ingredients to taste. The avocados give guacamole the green base, and other ingredients, such as tomatoes and onions give it some textured flavor. Guacamole is especially popular on Super Bowl Sunday and Cinco de Mayo. This treat is a perfect tailgate or party snack and a favorite Mexican restaurant side dish. Guacamole, due to its base of avocados are also super healthy. Guacamole has been linked to improving heart, skin, and hair health, as well as contributing to weight loss, cancer prevention, and a stronger immune and digestive system.
@jesusredeemedme2425 avocados and sushi😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
@jesusredeemedme2425
🎶🎶 bum-bitty-bitty-bitty-bum-bum bum-bitty-bitty-bittyy-bum.
My bum is not bitty.
@Torean 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'll be the judge of that 🧐
Hahah, ok, I have a confession to make. 😅 I don't have a butt. I've been told this many times. Although, at least one person says that I *sometimes* sort of have a butt.
What does this even mean lol
Lol, like my butt is pretty flat. 😂. Not much of a nice curve there.
I got the opposite XD And i get a lot of unwanted attention from gross old men… Ugh. Wanna trade??
I'm intrigued about how amusing unwanted attention from gross old men would be if it was to me. I'm pretty sure I could beat them up with my muscles too, so sure. 😁
Actually no though, I bet you wear it better than I would. 🤭
It ain’t funny. :(
I do hehe
It’s scary
It really is. I'm sorry you have to deal with it.
It’s ok. Men are gross. I’m used to it… I guess. You never really get over being scared of men being lecherous…
@jesusredeemedme2425 hugs kiara ❤❤
Curse my beautiful figure… It doesn’t feel like a blessing anymore like it used to. :(
@jesusredeemedme2425 😥😥 I'm sorry sweetie
How does one *sometimes* have a butt???? XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 if anyone sees my butt, then I've fallen out of my wheelchair... Please pick me up
😂😂😂😂😁
Or they’re bathing you XD
I don't know, but if anyone could pull that off, it's probably me. 😅
Why are you inspecting his butt XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 um..... I .... Um.... Pine made me do it
Mhmmmmm someone’s got a secret crush XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 pine has a crush on torean😮😮😮😮😮
Isn’t Pine a dude???
Actually I legitimately have no idea. Lol
@jesusredeemedme2425 yes he is a dude, he has 3 legs. But he's fruity
Thank you for that mental image XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂😂😂
Yooooo, I didn't even notice my butt being inspected. 😅 But people are crushing on me and, as it might follow, wishing I had a butt? 🥰🥰🥰
First time? ;)
I definitely have a crush on you. Hehe
We like big butts and we cannot lie?? Hehe
@jesusredeemedme2425 this conversation is headed for the toilet eventually 😂
Oh look who else is awake. Hehe
Torean isn’t. Please proceed to write weird random stuff about him he can read when he wakes up hehe
@PineTreeTree I headed the toilet not long ago. Why do everyone look at what creation they just made in the toilet before flushing??🤔🤔
Because we’re checking if we’re sick. Or we’re just weird XD
Also, corn doesn’t digest. So it comes out whole in your poop. Lol
I had a weird dream last night.
First I worked at some kind of retail store, and I kept getting in trouble for not helping customers, but when I did help them, I got in trouble for not staying to guard my post.
Next, I jumped off a cliff.
Next, the town I landed in had roads of purple bricks, had an old style to it with gas lamps, and there were these huge mechanical beasts roaming around. I was trying to avoid those, and this big huge dude that kinda looked like Thor, was going around smashing the machine creatures up. He was flying at them at sonic speed, and doing these spinning fist moves, and he kept doing these gutteral battle cries of "OHHHHHH! OHHHHHHH!" We'll get back to him.
Then I ended up at a water park, and I was wandering around, feeling sad that I had no one to go to lunch with. There were no machine creatures there, but I still heard the guy fighting something, doing his gutteral "OHHHHHH! OHHHHHHH!" We'll get back to him again.
Then I went to a restroom, started using a urinal, and there was no urinal next to me, but a guy came up next to me, pulled open a drawer next to me, and started peeing in it, saying, and I quote,"Guess we can work on this one together", and I was like... "....uh... Guess so..."
Then, when I left the restroom, I'm still hearing the "OHHHHH! OHHHHHHH!" And I saw the guy fighting and using crazy moves again, but not on mechanical beasts, it was just random dudes in their swim trunks, and one got smashed against a brick wall and slid down, and I was like "is he dead? Dude, calm down."
@Torean 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 what is wrong with your brain😮😮😮😮😮 do you think dreams mean something??
Oooh, who knows. 😂 Ive been laughing about that dream all morning though. I think it means that working retail sucks, and some people are really weird and excessive. Also, there was a lot of emphasis on the "being sad that I had no one to go to lunch with part". I was feeling really emotional and lonely in the dream, and I was just wandering this huge nonsensical water park, hearing that gutteral OHHHHHH! OHHHHHHH! the entire time. 😂
OHHHHHHH! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
IT’S RAINING TACOS!!!!!
@jesusredeemedme2425 @PineTreeTree
Pine it's my sons birthday on Tuesday. The only thing that can make me feel better right now is a piney winey hug..... Huh please