Pine, Torean, Tiny, and Kiara’s Spot
Please don’t read if you are not one of the people listed below! Thanks :)
@Tinywhisper11
@Torean
@PineTreeTree
@jesusredeemedme2425
Bad jokes
When can a ships captain officiate at a wedding?
At maritime
@PineTreeTree ha....... Ha.....
Why do couples always get married on the beach by the water?
Why else would they call it a wetting
@PineTreeTree ha..... Ha....
If I have twin daughters I’m going to name one Kate and the other …duplicate.
@PineTreeTree ha.... Ha....= Sarcastic laughing
Ha ha = quite funny
ha ha ha= very funny
ha ha ha ha= staying alive🕺
😂 staying alive.
@Torean stayin ali-I’ve-ive-I’ve 🎶
Stayin alIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIII-I-I-I-I-IIIIIVE!! I can kinda sound like the voice in that song 😁
@Tinywhisper11 well then ha ha ha 😂
Do you know why I tell bad jokes? Because I’m in poor humor 😂 oh I crack me up 😂
@PineTreeTree
@Tinywhisper11 😂
@PineTreeTree 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7ate9!
Two blondes were driving to Disneyland, and they were almost there. They saw a sign that said Disneyland Left... So they went home.
And with that, I'm outta corny jokes. 😂
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Yo mamma's so fat that when she saves her game, she takes up three save slots. 😂😂😂. Sorry, I couldn't resist.
@Torean @PineTreeTree @jesusredeemedme2425
Could you all just take a few steps back please... Only I'm allergic to nuts
Hey!!!! You love us anyway XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 I do ❤❤
You put up with us. ;)
@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love you all ❤❤ well done of you🤔🤔🤔 well one of you🤔🤔 maybe
It’s me right??? I’m the normal one hehe
@jesusredeemedme2425 yes but don't tell the others 🤫
😫😫😫😫😫😭 What makes me unloved? I guess I haven't been bringing you chili dogs or concert tickets... 😔 That has to be it. 😁 I understand now.
@Torean 😂
Torean is a little bit special. ;)
@jesusredeemedme2425 yes just a bit special😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Like “don’t eat the paste” special. ;)
Hey, I never did that! I did eat play dough though... 😅
This explains so much. Hehe
Im curious tho… What did it taste like?
Salty at best. Lol, that's the best way to describe
@jesusredeemedme2425
🎶🎶 bum-bitty-bitty-bitty-bum-bum bum-bitty-bitty-bittyy-bum.
My bum is not bitty.
@Torean 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'll be the judge of that 🧐
Hahah, ok, I have a confession to make. 😅 I don't have a butt. I've been told this many times. Although, at least one person says that I *sometimes* sort of have a butt.
What does this even mean lol
Lol, like my butt is pretty flat. 😂. Not much of a nice curve there.
I got the opposite XD And i get a lot of unwanted attention from gross old men… Ugh. Wanna trade??
I'm intrigued about how amusing unwanted attention from gross old men would be if it was to me. I'm pretty sure I could beat them up with my muscles too, so sure. 😁
Actually no though, I bet you wear it better than I would. 🤭
It ain’t funny. :(
I do hehe
It’s scary
It really is. I'm sorry you have to deal with it.
It’s ok. Men are gross. I’m used to it… I guess. You never really get over being scared of men being lecherous…
@jesusredeemedme2425 hugs kiara ❤❤
Curse my beautiful figure… It doesn’t feel like a blessing anymore like it used to. :(
@jesusredeemedme2425 😥😥 I'm sorry sweetie
How does one *sometimes* have a butt???? XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 if anyone sees my butt, then I've fallen out of my wheelchair... Please pick me up
😂😂😂😂😁
Or they’re bathing you XD
I don't know, but if anyone could pull that off, it's probably me. 😅
Why are you inspecting his butt XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 um..... I .... Um.... Pine made me do it
Mhmmmmm someone’s got a secret crush XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 pine has a crush on torean😮😮😮😮😮
Isn’t Pine a dude???
Actually I legitimately have no idea. Lol
@jesusredeemedme2425 yes he is a dude, he has 3 legs. But he's fruity
Thank you for that mental image XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂😂😂
Yooooo, I didn't even notice my butt being inspected. 😅 But people are crushing on me and, as it might follow, wishing I had a butt? 🥰🥰🥰
First time? ;)
I definitely have a crush on you. Hehe
We like big butts and we cannot lie?? Hehe
@jesusredeemedme2425 this conversation is headed for the toilet eventually 😂
Oh look who else is awake. Hehe
Torean isn’t. Please proceed to write weird random stuff about him he can read when he wakes up hehe
@PineTreeTree I headed the toilet not long ago. Why do everyone look at what creation they just made in the toilet before flushing??🤔🤔
Because we’re checking if we’re sick. Or we’re just weird XD
Also, corn doesn’t digest. So it comes out whole in your poop. Lol
@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Have you ever eaten corn then looked at your poop???
@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ewwww! This convo. Is gross 😝 no I've never eaten corn
One time I saw a poop that someone left... It was so big that I swear it has its own vein. 🤭
@Torean ewwwwww! To much information😝😝😝😂😂😂😂😂
What should we say about Torean while he’s asleep???
@jesusredeemedme2425 do you think torean would make a cute little fairy in a pink dress.. Or a elf with big ears????
Nahhhh to the first one, yes to the second hehe
A sparkly elf who can throw fire!!!
@jesusredeemedme2425 I don't think torean is safe playing with fire😱😱😱😱 he probably needs supervision to use kids scissors
I had a weird dream last night.
First I worked at some kind of retail store, and I kept getting in trouble for not helping customers, but when I did help them, I got in trouble for not staying to guard my post.
Next, I jumped off a cliff.
Next, the town I landed in had roads of purple bricks, had an old style to it with gas lamps, and there were these huge mechanical beasts roaming around. I was trying to avoid those, and this big huge dude that kinda looked like Thor, was going around smashing the machine creatures up. He was flying at them at sonic speed, and doing these spinning fist moves, and he kept doing these gutteral battle cries of "OHHHHHH! OHHHHHHH!" We'll get back to him.
Then I ended up at a water park, and I was wandering around, feeling sad that I had no one to go to lunch with. There were no machine creatures there, but I still heard the guy fighting something, doing his gutteral "OHHHHHH! OHHHHHHH!" We'll get back to him again.
Then I went to a restroom, started using a urinal, and there was no urinal next to me, but a guy came up next to me, pulled open a drawer next to me, and started peeing in it, saying, and I quote,"Guess we can work on this one together", and I was like... "....uh... Guess so..."
Then, when I left the restroom, I'm still hearing the "OHHHHH! OHHHHHHH!" And I saw the guy fighting and using crazy moves again, but not on mechanical beasts, it was just random dudes in their swim trunks, and one got smashed against a brick wall and slid down, and I was like "is he dead? Dude, calm down."
IT’S RAINING TACOS!!!!!
@jesusredeemedme2425 @PineTreeTree
Pine it's my sons birthday on Tuesday. The only thing that can make me feel better right now is a piney winey hug..... Huh please
