What elder people stories? 😂
Heh, you were still coherent enough. 😁 My ninja stuff... Well, it mostly includes Kung Fu and Kendo. Kendo is Japanese fencing with big bamboo swords that work like katanas. I used to take a class. It's really fun, and it's a heck of a workout.
Kung fu is what makes me more of a ninja. I don't remember a lot of the specific things because I took it as a kid... But I have insanely good reflexes now, and they kick in if something's coming at me out of the air with zero notice or something. It really is a superpower and probably the coolest thing about me. Also, the subset of Kung Fu I took was Hung Far (crane style). One time there was a Kung Fu exhibition at a New Year's thing, and a lot of groups were doing different styles. I immediately recognized some people doing the style I took, and that was years after taking those classes.
Also, I can throw ninja stars pretty well. 😂 Or cards. I actually learned with cards first because I dressed up as Gambit for Halloween once.