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PineTreeTree June 6th
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Just for fun, come up with a bizarre job description (real or imaginary).

I’ll start…Otter Sitter (when someone wants you to look after their pet otter 😂)


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mytwistedsoul June 8th
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@jesusredeemedme2425 😂 done 

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YOU DID IT???? You are AMAZING!!!!!!! <3 Thank you!!!! Hehe

mytwistedsoul June 8th
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@jesusredeemedme2425 😁 You're welcome ❤️

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I LOVE THIS SOOOOO MUCH <3

mytwistedsoul June 8th
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@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂

Tinywhisper11 June 8th
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@mytwistedsoul haha! Your so🤔🤔🤔🤔 um.... Special😂😂😂

mytwistedsoul June 8th
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@Tinywhisper11  and not just short bus special 🤪 😂

PineTreeTree OP June 8th
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@LoveMyMoonflowers I’ve been crock curious. Guess I’ll never get to look like a dork so thanks for saving me 😂

Tinywhisper11 June 8th
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@PineTreeTree oh don't worry, you do that just fine on your own😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

PineTreeTree OP June 8th
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@Tinywhisper11 I do? 😳  🙄  😂

Tinywhisper11 June 8th
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@PineTreeTree 😂😂😂😂😂😂 in only joking your cool

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genericbeing June 7th
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@PineTreeTree Weasel wrangler - for when your weasels are on the run and you can't catch those slippery ***             

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genericbeing June 7th
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@genericbeing Why is ***** stars...? Hmmm

genericbeing June 7th
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@genericbeing Again?? That's not even a bad word!

mytwistedsoul June 7th
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@genericbeing The censor is pretty fickle and frustrating 😕 Looks like a job where you'd need to be pretty quick and agile! 😂

mytwistedsoul June 7th
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@genericbeing Oh! I think I figure out the word! I've had trouble with it too!  bug ger? 

genericbeing June 7th
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@mytwistedsoul Yes, I'm not sure why it is censored

mytwistedsoul June 7th
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@genericbeing I never googled it until now. It's a British vulgar slang for abuse typically for men. I had no idea 

genericbeing June 7th
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@mytwistedsoul Maybe this is a British site?

Tinywhisper11 June 8th
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@genericbeing @mytwistedsoul yes just say booger

Tinywhisper11 June 8th
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mytwistedsoul June 8th
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@Tinywhisper11 😂 the gif makes me laugh Everytime I see it 😂😂

Tinywhisper11 June 8th
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@mytwistedsoul 😂😂😂😂 me too😂😂😂😂

mytwistedsoul June 8th
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@genericbeing Idk tbh - I always thought it was in California or something. I'm not really sure why lol

Tinywhisper11 June 8th
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@genericbeing I'm British😁

genericbeing June 9th
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@Tinywhisper11 I know, I figured that out a week ago when you said pounds as money

PineTreeTree OP June 8th
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@genericbeing A very necessary job 😂

Tinywhisper11 June 8th
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@genericbeing noooo! Those little weasles will bite you🤔🤔 just set traps😁

genericbeing June 9th
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@Tinywhisper11 I'll wear weasel wrangler mitts, like oven mitts but weasel looking to fool them simpsons-homer-simpson.gif

Torean June 7th
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@PineTreeTree

Video game beater.   Though I worry about what games they'd want to hire me for. 😅

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DONKEY KONG 64!!!

Torean June 8th
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@jesusredeemedme2425

Done and done.  😁  And thank you for letting me start with an enjoyable one. 🤭

Tinywhisper11 June 8th
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@Torean I've never played computer games, but I could help you out😁 I'll bring my baseball bat.. I'll beat all those games 😎😁😁

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XD I don’t think he’d appreciate that hehe! N64s cost a LOT now lol

Tinywhisper11 June 8th
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@jesusredeemedme2425 🤔🤔🤔 ok I understand, I'll get a cheaper baseball bat😁

PineTreeTree OP June 8th
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@Tinywhisper11 😂

Tinywhisper11 June 9th
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@PineTreeTree 😂😂

OhHelloThereImHere June 14th
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Toilet eaters (hope they don’t get indigestion)