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Just for fun, come up with a bizarre job description (real or imaginary).
Iโll startโฆOtter Sitter (when someone wants you to look after their pet otter ๐)
Chocolate Eater. This is when you eat all the chocolate in the house to help someone in the house keep going with their health and fitness goals. Hey, somebodyโs gotta do it hehe
@jesusredeemedme2425 ๐ youโre hired! BYOC! ๐
@jesusredeemedme2425 that's a awsome idea๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
@PineTreeTree ๐ค๐ค I would be a bed wetter.. Someone has to try out those waterproof sheets๐
Or, a water slide tester weeeeeeeeeeee!
๐ค a professional bed warmer, I lie in your bed and warm it up ready for you in those cold winter nights๐
@Tinywhisper11 I think you may have named two out of 3 actual professions. I saw a news story about these people in hotels whose job it is to pre warm the bed by crawling in it. I personally would rather warm up my own hotel bed unless I specifically brought my own personal warmer. And someoneโs got to test water slides right? Iโm wondering if bed wetter tester might just be simulated ๐ but you definitely win first prize for that job title!
Mmm I think I might double wash any new sheets I order just in case theyโve been tested ๐
@PineTreeTree yaaaay! I got a job ๐ I got fired from my last job for smiling to much๐ฅ๐ฅ I was like "well if I can't smile whilst I work then... Find yourself a new undertaker!!"
@PineTreeTree
umโฆ a toy testerโฆ and an ice cream testerย
honestly i donโt think these two are too bizarre hehe ๐ @Tinywhisper11 i have a feeling you would want to be one of these (or both) ๐ย
@LoveMyMoonflowers ooooo! Ooooo! Why didn't I think of that.. I want to be both of those
@Tinywhisper11
hehe itโs okie i thought of it for you ๐๐คช we can be colleagues ๐คโจย
@LoveMyMoonflowers Yeah those sound like two jobs you could do at once ๐
@PineTreeTree also I might want to be a fish walker. Or have aย panda bear grooming buisness
@LoveMyMoonflowers I have a little tiny lead to take your goldfish for a walk๐ they'll be so excited they'll do a happy little dance, then when I return them home, they will be asleep cause their warm out๐๐๐๐๐
@Tinywhisper11 Yes everyone loves a well groomed panda bear, and fish need their excercise, just be sure to pick up their poop so the other fish donโt step in it ๐
croc burners. we burn crocs. our goal is to eliminate crocs to reduce the dorkiness of the dorks in this world and to prevent more children from becoming dorksย
@mytwistedsoul @Torean
@LoveMyMoonflowers ๐๐๐คฃ๐๐ Where do I sign up?ย
@mytwistedsoul
umโฆย
write your name on a sandwich with ketchup and then make up some fancy pledge about burning crocs ๐ค soul you can lead us because your cool and we are dorks ๐ย
@LoveMyMoonflowers
Yes.ย This is everything I want to be a part of. ๐
@LoveMyMoonflowers only semi cool ๐
I solemnly swear to burn Crocs without a care
either here or there
I swear with this decree
to burn these Crocs most menacinglyย
Fire fire burning brighter
build the flames up ever higher
burn them up in a flashย
and turn all Crocs into ash
How's that? ๐๐๐คฃ๐๐
@mytwistedsoul
Soul. Soul. Soul. Soul. Soul.ย
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ I had this feeling you would actually do it but i didnโt know for sure ๐ญ๐ญ I will never forget this ๐ญ you have no idea how hard i laughed when i saw this. ๐คฃ The pledge is beautiful ๐ itโs perfectย
@LoveMyMoonflowers ๐๐๐ I learned something new today.ย It's really hard to write in ketchup ๐ย
@mytwistedsoul
I can imagine that. i would do it too but we donโt have ketchup in a bottle :( and i donโt want my parents to suspect anything lmao. ๐ but iโll tryย
I did ๐ i laughed very hardย
@LoveMyMoonflowers Oh yeah don't get into trouble ๐ณ it'll become on of those late night after the parents go bed hobbiesย ๐
@mytwistedsoul Soulโs new job title, bread engraver and crock menace ๐
@mytwistedsoul yes I was wondering how you write it so neatly๐๐๐๐๐๐