Bizarre jobs

Chocolate Eater. This is when you eat all the chocolate in the house to help someone in the house keep going with their health and fitness goals. Hey, somebody’s gotta do it hehe

@jesusredeemedme2425 😂 you’re hired! BYOC! 😂

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@jesusredeemedme2425 that's a awsome idea😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@PineTreeTree 🤔🤔 I would be a bed wetter.. Someone has to try out those waterproof sheets😁

Or, a water slide tester weeeeeeeeeeee!

🤔 a professional bed warmer, I lie in your bed and warm it up ready for you in those cold winter nights😎

@Tinywhisper11 I think you may have named two out of 3 actual professions. I saw a news story about these people in hotels whose job it is to pre warm the bed by crawling in it. I personally would rather warm up my own hotel bed unless I specifically brought my own personal warmer. And someone’s got to test water slides right? I’m wondering if bed wetter tester might just be simulated 😂 but you definitely win first prize for that job title!

Mmm I think I might double wash any new sheets I order just in case they’ve been tested 😂

@PineTreeTree yaaaay! I got a job 😁 I got fired from my last job for smiling to much😥😥 I was like "well if I can't smile whilst I work then... Find yourself a new undertaker!!"

@Tinywhisper11 OMG 😳 

😂😂

@mytwistedsoul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@PineTreeTree

um… a toy tester… and an ice cream tester 

honestly i don’t think these two are too bizarre hehe 💜 @Tinywhisper11 i have a feeling you would want to be one of these (or both) 💕 

@LoveMyMoonflowers ooooo! Ooooo! Why didn't I think of that.. I want to be both of those

@Tinywhisper11

hehe it’s okie i thought of it for you 😎🤪 we can be colleagues 🤔✨ 

@LoveMyMoonflowers yaaaaay! Thanks lovely ❤

@LoveMyMoonflowers Yeah those sound like two jobs you could do at once 😃

@PineTreeTree also I might want to be a fish walker. Or have a  panda bear grooming buisness

@Tinywhisper11

what does a fish walker do?

Walks fish, of course. Hehe

@LoveMyMoonflowers I have a little tiny lead to take your goldfish for a walk😁 they'll be so excited they'll do a happy little dance, then when I return them home, they will be asleep cause their warm out😁😎😁😁😁

@Tinywhisper11 Yes everyone loves a well groomed panda bear, and fish need their excercise, just be sure to pick up their poop so the other fish don’t step in it 😂

@PineTreeTree buy a tiny poop scoop got it!😂😂

@PineTreeTree oooo! Oooo! I could be a nutcracker tester

@Tinywhisper11 sounds painful 😂

@PineTreeTree 😂😂😂😂

croc burners. we burn crocs. our goal is to eliminate crocs to reduce the dorkiness of the dorks in this world and to prevent more children from becoming dorks 

@mytwistedsoul @Torean

@LoveMyMoonflowers 😂😂🤣😂😂 Where do I sign up? 

@mytwistedsoul

um… 

write your name on a sandwich with ketchup and then make up some fancy pledge about burning crocs 🤔 soul you can lead us because your cool and we are dorks 😇 

@LoveMyMoonflowers

Yes.  This is everything I want to be a part of. 😁

@Torean

let's burn all those wretched crocs 🥺

Ditto lol

@LoveMyMoonflowers only semi cool 😉

I solemnly swear to burn Crocs without a care

either here or there

I swear with this decree

to burn these Crocs most menacingly 

Fire fire burning brighter

build the flames up ever higher

burn them up in a flash 

and turn all Crocs into ash

How's that? 😂😂🤣😂😂

@mytwistedsoul

Soul. Soul. Soul. Soul. Soul. 

😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I had this feeling you would actually do it but i didn’t know for sure 😭😭 I will never forget this 😭 you have no idea how hard i laughed when i saw this. 🤣 The pledge is beautiful 😁 it’s perfect 

@LoveMyMoonflowers 😁😂😂 I learned something new today.  It's really hard to write in ketchup 😁 

@mytwistedsoul

I can imagine that. i would do it too but we don’t have ketchup in a bottle :( and i don’t want my parents to suspect anything lmao. 😅 but i’ll try 

I did 😝 i laughed very hard 

@LoveMyMoonflowers Oh yeah don't get into trouble 😳 it'll become on of those late night after the parents go bed hobbies  😂

@mytwistedsoul

lmao 

@mytwistedsoul Soul’s new job title, bread engraver and crock menace 😂

@PineTreeTree 😂😂 I need that on a T-shirt! 

@mytwistedsoul yes I was wondering how you write it so neatly😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Tinywhisper11 I got mad skillz! 😁

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