๐ help santa out!?!๐
Coal has become so expensive! What can santa give the naughty kids instead??????
@Tinywhisper11 fruitcake๐๐๐๐๐
@Tinywhisper11 i have always loved fruitcake so xD
A slice of carrot cake. (I hate it, & always have)
@Tinywhisper11 soooo Santa, as a permanent resident of the naughty list, I have a lots of ideas.
First of all, we are looking for something low cost, but matching the *** vibes we gave off during the year. Match our attitude with:
- sticks
- pinecones
- a most generic rock you can find
- a post it note with a "better luck next year" on it. This is very efficient, as a single pack of notes can often handle up to 500 people
Now something more specific, if you want to specifically bully adults:
- a gift card that expired yesterday
- a cable or a charger that matches nothing we own but will have to put it away just in case
- information on current inflation and how long will we be paying our loans/mortgages who have any
@sadcat13 ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ I'll pass thread on to santa๐ maybe you'll finally make the nice list for all your helpful suggestions๐๐๐๐๐
@Tinywhisper11 well, depends on if i see a christmas tree or noย ๐
@sadcat13 ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
@Tinywhisper11 pre used socks๐
...or my underwear!
@slowdecline48 ๐๐๐๐๐๐ we'll reserve that for the reallllly naughty kids๐๐๐๐
@Tinywhisper11
altcoins. Most of them are practically worthless & will stay that way for the foreseeable future.
@slowdecline48 ๐๐๐๐๐๐ that's true๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Where have you been?? Are you ok??
I've been busy...when I haven't been busy I've had flareups. My ears & brain don't like extreme temperatures these days. God knows I couldn't live up north, with their winter season. ๐ฅถ๐ตโ๐ซ
As for how I've been doing, I still have chronic s*** but that's par for the course. All in all, I haven't been doing bad. Actually, 2024 was a rather good year for me.
How 'bout you? Are you recovering from your last operation? Are you back in the care home? Does your grey-haired roommate keep falling asleep on your shoulder & drooling all over it?... ๐
@slowdecline48 ๐๐๐ we have our own rooms here at the carehome๐ but yes I'm back at the carehome and doing well ๐โค I'm glad your ok'ish ๐ just look after yourself and don't work to hard โคโค
Other things for naughty people's Xmas socks:
- A nonfunctioning DVD of their favorite movie
- A notification of an impending IRS audit (it doesn't have to be legit. It just has to look official)
- ๐ฉ from the nearest dog owner's lawn or backyard
- Two or three pair of the ugliest socks you can find...in the wrong size
- A cold day-old pizza covered with whatever ingredients the recipient hates the most (personal size)
- An official-looking letter stating that (s)he will not receive any gifts because of his/her privilege [for white people &/or men]
@slowdecline48 ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
@Tinywhisper11 stinky gone off cheese๐
@Tinywhisper11 That's Christmas in France! ๐
@slowdecline48 ๐๐๐๐๐
The silent treatment ๐
@unassumingEyes ohhh no!! That's the worst๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
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give them nothing
@adaptiveKitty3412 ๐๐๐๐ well that's the cheapest solution๐๐๐
@Tinywhisper11 A day in Gordon Ramsay's kitchen!
Gordon: What are you!?
naughty boi:ย An idiot sandwich ๐
@crimsonPapaya7218 ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ that's just evil๐๐๐๐๐
@Tinywhisper11 Pinecones?
@genericbeing that's a great idea โค very cheap๐๐
@slowdecline48 wtf is this lol๐๐๐ญ๐ฉต
@crimsonPapaya7218 don't look! Protect your eyes
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@crimsonPapaya7218 It's the funniest GIF I've seen on Cups' menu so far! ๐
@slowdecline48 ewwwwww! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
That's much worse than coal and fruit cake๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
