π help santa out!?!π

Coal has become so expensive! What can santa give the naughty kids instead??????
@Tinywhisper11 fruitcakeπππππ

@Tinywhisper11 i have always loved fruitcake so xD
A slice of carrot cake. (I hate it, & always have)

@Tinywhisper11 soooo Santa, as a permanent resident of the naughty list, I have a lots of ideas.
First of all, we are looking for something low cost, but matching the *** vibes we gave off during the year. Match our attitude with:
- sticks
- pinecones
- a most generic rock you can find
- a post it note with a "better luck next year" on it. This is very efficient, as a single pack of notes can often handle up to 500 people
Now something more specific, if you want to specifically bully adults:
- a gift card that expired yesterday
- a cable or a charger that matches nothing we own but will have to put it away just in case
- information on current inflation and how long will we be paying our loans/mortgages who have any
@sadcat13 πππππππππ I'll pass thread on to santaπ maybe you'll finally make the nice list for all your helpful suggestionsπππππ

@Tinywhisper11 pre used socksπ

@Tinywhisper11
altcoins. Most of them are practically worthless & will stay that way for the foreseeable future.
@slowdecline48 ππππππ that's trueπππππππ
Where have you been?? Are you ok??

I've been busy...when I haven't been busy I've had flareups. My ears & brain don't like extreme temperatures these days. God knows I couldn't live up north, with their winter season. π₯Άπ΅βπ«
As for how I've been doing, I still have chronic s*** but that's par for the course. All in all, I haven't been doing bad. Actually, 2024 was a rather good year for me.
How 'bout you? Are you recovering from your last operation? Are you back in the care home? Does your grey-haired roommate keep falling asleep on your shoulder & drooling all over it?... π

Other things for naughty people's Xmas socks:
- A nonfunctioning DVD of their favorite movie
- A notification of an impending IRS audit (it doesn't have to be legit. It just has to look official)
- π© from the nearest dog owner's lawn or backyard
- Two or three pair of the ugliest socks you can find...in the wrong size
- A cold day-old pizza covered with whatever ingredients the recipient hates the most (personal size)
- An official-looking letter stating that (s)he will not receive any gifts because of his/her privilege [for white people &/or men]
@Tinywhisper11 stinky gone off cheeseπ


The silent treatment π
@unassumingEyes ohhh no!! That's the worstπ±π±π±π±π±
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@Tinywhisper11 A day in Gordon Ramsay's kitchen!
Gordon: What are you!?
naughty boi:Β An idiot sandwich π
@crimsonPapaya7218 π±π±π± that's just evilπππππ



@slowdecline48 wtf is this lolππππ©΅
@crimsonPapaya7218 don't look! Protect your eyes
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@crimsonPapaya7218 It's the funniest GIF I've seen on Cups' menu so far! π

@slowdecline48 this gif is vileee! Imagine waking up all jolly on the Christmas day only to see that Santa layed a couple of brownie ππ«

@crimsonPapaya7218Β π€£ If you wake up & find Santa dropped deuces in your stocking, then whatever you did during the year must've seriously p1ssed him off. π
@slowdecline48 ewwwwww! ππππππππππππ
That's much worse than coal and fruit cakeπππππππππππππππππππ