Of a police officer stops you in the street and says "we need to talk" what would be your first reaction? ?
If a police officer stops you in the street and says "we need to talk" what do you think it's about, what's your first reaction ??????
My response would be "Okay"...then silence & watchfulness. Because that's how you gotta roll when dealing with cops.
@slowdecline48 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 your under arrest
🤨 You're gonna arrest me for what? And while you're in a wheelchair?... All I gotta do is tip your chair over backwards, then walk away. 😆
@slowdecline48 NO that’s a felony by criminal code FATPO-223.1.32(B) - Felonious assault on a Tiny police officer and it’s punishable by sneers and insults by everyone on Cups that loves Tiny. So back off you chair tilting criminal! 🤬😡😤🤬🤬😡😖😠😡🤬
False arrests are a crime too, Pinester. Tiny said she was gonna arrest me, but she did not say what for. No crime was committed nor was any noted; thus it is a false arrest.
Don't mess with someone who passed the bar in 7Cups law school. 🤵🏼♂️
Slowdecline48, esq.
@slowdecline48 All criminals say they are innocent buddy! Tiny had a warrant signed by Judge Mayo! 😂
@PineTreeTree So far no warrant has been provided...plus the original charge for which arrest was decreed is still unspecified. Unless evidence of a real charge is forthcoming, I'll have to sue for false arrest, harassment & emotional damages. You & Tiny would be parties to the suit, of course. 😈
@slowdecline48 well of course you don’t know what the charges are, you tipped Tiny over and walked away, so add evading arrest 😂
plus, Judge Mayo is handles both criminal and civil charges so go ahead and sue Tiny & me 😂😂😂😂
@PineTreeTree Wrong. I said "All I gotta do is tip your chair over backwards..." I did not say I tipped Tiny (or anything else) over. It was a purely hypothetical statement. Your charges are still baseless! And so was Tiny's attempted arrest. 😎 You really don't want me to sue, Piney...remember: my people are known for producing consistently victorious lawyers....one of us was a justice on the Supreme Court, you know.
@slowdecline48 ok so we’ll charge you with threatening a Tiny police officer and you’ll at least have to spend a night in jail until you get bail.
@PineTreeTree
wait wait wait wait that police officer looks like a way older version of a guy in one of classes. 🤨
@angelheart2011
idk why I said that my weird little brain is so random 😭
@angelheart2011 well we love random brains around here ❤️
@PineTreeTree Except for mine... 😏
@slowdecline48 No. Yours too lil Slowy woey ❤️😂
@PineTreeTree
hehehe well good I have the most random brain ever. I was literally getting my adhd evaluation, and I, on a completely unrelated subject, say, "Did you know that only female mosquitos drink blood?" I think that might be what convinced her I have adhd. 🤣🤣🤣
@PineTreeTree
@PineTreeTree
"No. Yours too lil Slowy woey"
Coming from you, that's a compliment.
@Tinywhisper11
I would say, like , really? What do you need to talk about? I'd then sweep my fast food bags off the passenger seat and say, Come, sit, relax, we can talk. I only charge $300 hr for consultation fees! 🤑.
YEP, That's the ticket! 🤣.
While I got your attention Tiny.....
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO MY SWEETEST NIECE EVER! (Flowers or Chocolate?)
@IsayUncle 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 awwww thanks uncle John ❤❤ happy Valentine's day ❤❤ I love you
@Tinywhisper11
I'd be thinking like, "We need to talk? What kind of officer says that? He must think I'm in a relationship with him."
Me: "I'm sorry officer, it's not you, it's me."
Officer: "Yes, that's what we need to talk about."
Me: "You're one of 'the good guys', you even have the uniform. You'll find someone."
Officer: "Yes, I catch criminals all the time, anyway..."
Me: "I'm sorry, you've been holding me in the prison of your heart. The ticket you wrote me... It's null and void. I'm sorry.
Officer: ...
Me: "I was hoping to hear your side, but... I suppose you have the right to remain silent. *Starts running away fake crying.*
@RadiantShadow 😂😂😂😂😂
@RadiantShadow 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 awwww bless you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11
You don't want to know lol
@genericbeing 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
@Tinywhisper11 😮😮😮😮
@Tinywhisper11 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
@Tinywhisper11 😮
I would tell him that I charge $10,000 per minute to talk to me, strength the conversation as long as possible, and then I'd go home rich! 💸
@CandleLight06awesome plan ❤ can we split the money because you know it was my idea😁
@Tinywhisper11 "I didnt do it!"
@unassumingEyes that's right just say that and throw a tantrum till they run away😂😂😂
@unassumingEyes
"I didn't do it, no one saw me, you can't prove a thing!" 😃
@Tinywhisper11
@trueconfidant123 😂😂😂😂😂 brave face and run away
@Tinywhisper11
@trueconfidant123 😂😂😂😂