Chat room for me and crimsonPapaya7218
@crimsonPapaya7218
HAPPY NEW YEARRRRRR EL PAPAYAAAA
💥💥💥💥🎉🎉🎉🎉🏪🏪🏪🏪
I, the most awesome local ikea promise that this year in 2025, i will try (yes TRY):
a) log in to cups more
b) remember to reply to ur messages, preferably in 3 days
Anyways hope we survive another yearrr
@yourlocalIKEA HAPPY NEW YEARR IKEAAA! 🎊💥🎉🎆🎇
Now I hope you don't break those resolutions otherwise you gonna pay a heafty amount 😤🤐😁🖤
@crimsonPapaya7218 Hefty amount?!
Is ok if anything goes wrong i shall pay with this store's body 💦
Uh- I mean i will defo not break the promises ^^
@yourlocalIKEA and I shall recieve this load- 😌💀
I mean yeaa, don't you dare break them resolutions! 😅
@crimsonPapaya7218
To emphasize my point, i wrote TRY. 'TRY'
TRY
so dont blame me if anything goes wrong....
Also congrats to us for having do many sussy convos that this comment has extended to a second page 🎉🎉
@yourlocalIKEA Bishh imma need more than just "try" if ykwim 😉
Anyway! Yesss our chats haven't been some how banned yet and that's an achievement lol 😂
@crimsonPapaya7218
Don't get Ur expectations up... And i think its a 'u' not a we. I have been a very respectful and have not engaged in any dirty talk in this thread ^^
Btw just to warn u, school starts on Tuesday for me, so if i disappear dw im still alive.
I'll try and still talk to u because i got rlly worried when u didnt reply for 2 days 😔
@yourlocalIKEA ahaan you have been totally respectful, it's me, who's the freaky one your majesty!
You missed meeee!? I'm quite flattered 😌❤️ and dw I know you won't leave this earth without me (don't you even dare to try 😤)
We're gonna continue to be bestiess (if you didn't already know)
Loveee
@crimsonPapaya7218
Your majesty?! Did i just get an upgrade in status. Better up the taxes so i have more money hehehehhee
Not leaving earth...mm I've already booked a trip back to ikealand at the end of this month. I mean ur welcome to join but the currency is furnitures
The flattery of calling me a bestie is making my level of yapping rising ⬆️⬆️
@yourlocalIKEA if I considered you as majesty then you shall consider me as your highness too 👑
take me to ikealand, imma take a king size bed with me as a payment and you can use it too...*cough cough*
Cmon you were always a bestie 💞
@crimsonPapaya7218
K-king sized bed... What're u gonna do in it 😳 its getting me excited- I MEAN absolutely not!! Most ppl in ikealand are virgins because they're flipping furniture.
U wouldn't like to be the 'your highness' theres a lotta paperwork here.
@yourlocalIKEA
What rhymes with bestie? Zesty
Zesty besties
Idk about u but im gay as *** probably
@yourlocalIKEA gay for meee!!? 😉😌👀
@crimsonPapaya7218
If u want to 😉 I can reserve a storage room in IKEA just for us to-
I meannn u can have some discounts when you buy vegetables and fruits....
@crimsonPapaya7218
Also, speaking of ikealand.
Yes u called me a bestie so now ur obligated to hear me yap and u have to reply.
The other day i tcr there was this newbie and we started chatting. Then they were like 'oh which country u from' and i said 'ikealand' and then ya dee ya dee ya da.
They kept on asking so i was like 'haha im an ikea im from ikealand 😀' and then they were like nah u sound like ur indian bla bla.
P.s im not indian
Then they got quite pressed idk cause i keep saying ikealand so i left 🤓
Now u shall say 'thank you your majesty for this wonderful story'.
The yapping ends here
@yourlocalIKEA No wayy lol guess they couldn't resist your charm and wanted to fly to your country to meet you 😉😂
I'm always up for these yap sessions your majesty! 👑
@crimsonPapaya7218
The charm i have is too much for them to handle. Sigh, the downsides to being so popular
Idk but if i met them again in tcr id like to keep saying the same thing just to annoy the heck out if them.
@yourlocalIKEA that's probably something an ikea would do 🤔
yk today I put aloe vera on my hair cause I saw it's good and it stunkk 😵💫
It literally did absolutely nothing to my hair 😭
@crimsonPapaya7218 isnt aloe vera like uh... supposed to go on ur skin??? idk i just know it helps on sunburns
Also if u want to put sth on ur hair maybe try some hair cream (or curl cream if ur hair is curly idk) and some 'dry' conditioner
Unfortunately i have to say ikea is not the best place to get it ._.
@yourlocalIKEA I saw it's apparently good for your scalp as well but I guess not lol
I probably need a haircut lol
Bruh your ikea got nothing, how's it still running by just selling furnitures? 😭
@crimsonPapaya7218 cause our furnitures are actual good material?? and our food is good. dont want a papaya who's crimson and dont even have a store.
Just you wait one day youll wake up and see ikea be the best in the world
@yourlocalIKEA imma tell ya, that day is a bit too far away luv 😂
@crimsonPapaya7218
never too far. at least i have hopes and dreams unlike you
@yourlocalIKEA I do but some ikea keep crushing them with their big fat as- 😒
@crimsonPapaya7218
Your fault for not keeping them dreams safe :/
Too bad i hold them hostage now
@yourlocalIKEA you snatched them, they were safe with me 😤
@crimsonPapaya7218
If it was snatchable it only means u werent protecting them hard enough (:
careful now before I sell them at a high price
@yourlocalIKEA 😤😤😤😤
@crimsonPapaya7218
0: Someone's petty
@yourlocalIKEA definitely not me 😤😤😤
@crimsonPapaya7218
where are uuuu
i never see u in tcr anymoreee
@yourlocalIKEA my exams are going onnnn
@crimsonPapaya7218
omg yeah u told me 0:
*transfers people's good lucks on me onto u*
good luckk
@yourlocalIKEA you're a forgetful ikea, idk how your store is still working 😮
Thankyouu tho 🐦
@crimsonPapaya7218
My store is working because im in it. Take the luck and go before I take it back
@yourlocalIKEA you give your customers some "extra" attention it seems, no way I would have bought anything from ya store 😂👀
@crimsonPapaya7218
Hey are u alright? Haven't seen u reply in a while (since ur always desperate to embarass me 😔)
Just let me know if ur alive ^^
@yourlocalIKEA I'm fine af 😏 *** you were the one who was stressed af the last time we met in tcr. How did the exams go? You aight'!?
can't embarrass a store who's on the verge of going bankrupt 😉 burnnnn 🔥💯
@crimsonPapaya7218
Exams are... uhh let's say it was a bit surprising when I cried during my maths test 😇
I've got 3 more days to go till Friday TvT
And no store is going bankrupt because Im about to be rich from suing u
@yourlocalIKEA we don't talk about math 🥹
Just one more day to goo lesgooo🎊
you can't sue me, I did nothing wrong 😤
@crimsonPapaya7218
one day... ahhh
gonna sue u for stress relief idc
@yourlocalIKEA dw I got english tomorrow as well,
I got two whole books to finish and I haven't even completed one yet 🤷
plus those antagonizing grammar rules ughh
@crimsonPapaya7218
I did english today... 45 mins to write an essay, or maybe called 'peaking in child abu**' uhh
somehow i lowkey cooked tho???
@yourlocalIKEA damn good job bud!
I think ya overcooked 🥧
@crimsonPapaya7218
Better overcooked than undercooked...
quoting Gordan Ramsay:
"this fish is RAWW' and thats not me
@yourlocalIKEA "you're an idiot sandwich" 🥪😂
@crimsonPapaya7218
If i was put into an idiot sandwich im pretty sure its gonna be quite big
@yourlocalIKEA no no you're one ( no need to put ya in a bag like Doritos) 😁
@crimsonPapaya7218
U planning to kidnap me or sth 😭
@yourlocalIKEA the day I kidnap you, you would be in my basement without you even knowing 😉
I'm a perfectionist when it comes to committing crimes yk 😏😌
@crimsonPapaya7218
Omg house reveal?? im looking forward to it ^^
@yourlocalIKEA just walk into the white house, Trump's my unrelated uncle
@crimsonPapaya7218
ur rich as well?! and u had to sue me for a free holiday
rich ppl these days 😔 dont u have enough money already
@yourlocalIKEA I'm doing justice to humanity by sueing your ikea 😁
@crimsonPapaya7218
which humanity are u talking about.. pretty sure not the one i know
@yourlocalIKEA a building doesn't know about humanity, I'm talking about MY humanity 😌
@crimsonPapaya7218
there aint no humanity for u ur a papaya remember?
@crimsonPapaya7218
Yapping time part 2...
tf the newbies these days are so sassy i feel so old and crusty
once i was in there and chatting and i was like 'if u want support u can go to sr' and they were like 'no i want to talk to u' 😭
And thenn yes theres more
this newbie was like 'oh im back i want to throw my phone across the room' so i said how come and they just said 'just scroll back up to the earlier convo'..
no i did not regret making u read this...
@yourlocalIKEA broo ikk 😂
First of all damnn you got roasted🤣😂 if I were you I wouldn't take that sass 🫸💅
I remember once lurking in sr and these two guys were helping each other out in relationship and one of them goes "bros before ho es" I was baffled 😂
@crimsonPapaya7218
I swear i was not like that when i was a newbie T-T
honestly tho bros befor ho es
@yourlocalIKEA nahh I as a newbie didn't even take this site seriously lol I definitely caused a lot chaos and arguments that we don't talk about 🤫
I was just trolling ngl
And yea that saying is try tho
@crimsonPapaya7218
i can defo imagine u wrecking havok in the tcr.. how have ur account not been banned yet lol.
Its actually funnier sometimes when newbies just straight up assume im a he 🧐
@yourlocalIKEA it takes skill baby, it takes skill 😌
They're being misogynistic like ugh cause only a man can own an ikea🙄 and not a woman, not that she's bankrupting the company or anything
@crimsonPapaya7218
Th-the backhanded compliment...
ikea- ikea the best!! im only bankrupt because of u so it doesnt matter.. doesn't count. the business is still going well.
@yourlocalIKEA you don't even give me my well deserved vacation, how you going bankrupt cause' of me?? 😂😭👀
@crimsonPapaya7218 u been spreading bad rumours about me causing me to lose customers
anywayss
how did ur exams go??
@yourlocalIKEA you have been mistaken, those weren't rumours (💯% facts)
Idek how my exams went 😭 gotta wait for the results
@crimsonPapaya7218
Girlie probably cooked so much they had to stop exams from going further...
@yourlocalIKEA broo the exams probably cooked me 😭🙂
@crimsonPapaya7218
roasted papaya seems quite delicous... maybe i should put that in stock in IKEA
@yourlocalIKEA you betrayeddddd me 🥹🥧
@crimsonPapaya7218
ahhh i feel like ik so much but also nothing about u.
(ties u to a fully assembled ikea chair with poolnoodles)
speakkkkkkk
@yourlocalIKEA girlyy you know my daily routine and what's happening in my life
You definitely know me lol
@crimsonPapaya7218
all that i know is ur cooking some exams into soup and the day u popped up into the world..
waitt if u ate papaya would that be (tw??) cannabilism
@yourlocalIKEA broo today was result day and I got 81% , my exams cooked me hard ngl 😭🙂
Cmon anybody would give an arm or a leg for me, a papaya can surely do, yk what is family for 😌🙂↕️
@crimsonPapaya7218
...8-81%.. emotional damage.. Papaya is really smart after all.
(looks at my exam results)
Nvm. Ngl ppl in the UK are lowkey thick (no offense to anyone ahhh) so the grade boundaries are quite low generally..
I can offer some chair legs i guess
@yourlocalIKEA I'm not bruhh 😭
ahh UK I thought you guys were graded on a scale of who can say bo'ohw'o'wo'er better 🙂↕️😎
I wouldn't like to chew on an ikea chair leg tho 🤷
@crimsonPapaya7218
nah english isnt even my first language so my bo'ohw'o'wo'er always loses... Wood can be oddly tasty sometimes, e.g. the wooden spoon in ice cream. Just trust me
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where r u from? is there nice wood there