Chat room for me and crimsonPapaya7218
@crimsonPapaya7218
HAPPY NEW YEARRRRRR EL PAPAYAAAA
💥💥💥💥🎉🎉🎉🎉🏪🏪🏪🏪
I, the most awesome local ikea promise that this year in 2025, i will try (yes TRY):
a) log in to cups more
b) remember to reply to ur messages, preferably in 3 days
Anyways hope we survive another yearrr
@yourlocalIKEA HAPPY NEW YEARR IKEAAA! 🎊💥🎉🎆🎇
Now I hope you don't break those resolutions otherwise you gonna pay a heafty amount 😤🤐😁🖤
@crimsonPapaya7218 Hefty amount?!
Is ok if anything goes wrong i shall pay with this store's body 💦
Uh- I mean i will defo not break the promises ^^
@yourlocalIKEA and I shall recieve this load- 😌💀
I mean yeaa, don't you dare break them resolutions! 😅
@crimsonPapaya7218
To emphasize my point, i wrote TRY. 'TRY'
TRY
so dont blame me if anything goes wrong....
Also congrats to us for having do many sussy convos that this comment has extended to a second page 🎉🎉
@yourlocalIKEA Bishh imma need more than just "try" if ykwim 😉
Anyway! Yesss our chats haven't been some how banned yet and that's an achievement lol 😂
@crimsonPapaya7218
Don't get Ur expectations up... And i think its a 'u' not a we. I have been a very respectful and have not engaged in any dirty talk in this thread ^^
Btw just to warn u, school starts on Tuesday for me, so if i disappear dw im still alive.
I'll try and still talk to u because i got rlly worried when u didnt reply for 2 days 😔
@yourlocalIKEA ahaan you have been totally respectful, it's me, who's the freaky one your majesty!
You missed meeee!? I'm quite flattered 😌❤️ and dw I know you won't leave this earth without me (don't you even dare to try 😤)
We're gonna continue to be bestiess (if you didn't already know)
Loveee
@crimsonPapaya7218
Your majesty?! Did i just get an upgrade in status. Better up the taxes so i have more money hehehehhee
Not leaving earth...mm I've already booked a trip back to ikealand at the end of this month. I mean ur welcome to join but the currency is furnitures
The flattery of calling me a bestie is making my level of yapping rising ⬆️⬆️
@yourlocalIKEA if I considered you as majesty then you shall consider me as your highness too 👑
take me to ikealand, imma take a king size bed with me as a payment and you can use it too...*cough cough*
Cmon you were always a bestie 💞
@crimsonPapaya7218
K-king sized bed... What're u gonna do in it 😳 its getting me excited- I MEAN absolutely not!! Most ppl in ikealand are virgins because they're flipping furniture.
U wouldn't like to be the 'your highness' theres a lotta paperwork here.
@yourlocalIKEA
What rhymes with bestie? Zesty
Zesty besties
Idk about u but im gay as *** probably
@yourlocalIKEA gay for meee!!? 😉😌👀
@crimsonPapaya7218
If u want to 😉 I can reserve a storage room in IKEA just for us to-
I meannn u can have some discounts when you buy vegetables and fruits....
@crimsonPapaya7218
Also, speaking of ikealand.
Yes u called me a bestie so now ur obligated to hear me yap and u have to reply.
The other day i tcr there was this newbie and we started chatting. Then they were like 'oh which country u from' and i said 'ikealand' and then ya dee ya dee ya da.
They kept on asking so i was like 'haha im an ikea im from ikealand 😀' and then they were like nah u sound like ur indian bla bla.
P.s im not indian
Then they got quite pressed idk cause i keep saying ikealand so i left 🤓
Now u shall say 'thank you your majesty for this wonderful story'.
The yapping ends here
@yourlocalIKEA No wayy lol guess they couldn't resist your charm and wanted to fly to your country to meet you 😉😂
I'm always up for these yap sessions your majesty! 👑
@crimsonPapaya7218
The charm i have is too much for them to handle. Sigh, the downsides to being so popular
Idk but if i met them again in tcr id like to keep saying the same thing just to annoy the heck out if them.
@yourlocalIKEA that's probably something an ikea would do 🤔
yk today I put aloe vera on my hair cause I saw it's good and it stunkk 😵💫
It literally did absolutely nothing to my hair 😭
@crimsonPapaya7218 isnt aloe vera like uh... supposed to go on ur skin??? idk i just know it helps on sunburns
Also if u want to put sth on ur hair maybe try some hair cream (or curl cream if ur hair is curly idk) and some 'dry' conditioner
Unfortunately i have to say ikea is not the best place to get it ._.
@yourlocalIKEA I saw it's apparently good for your scalp as well but I guess not lol
I probably need a haircut lol
Bruh your ikea got nothing, how's it still running by just selling furnitures? 😭
@crimsonPapaya7218 cause our furnitures are actual good material?? and our food is good. dont want a papaya who's crimson and dont even have a store.
Just you wait one day youll wake up and see ikea be the best in the world
@yourlocalIKEA imma tell ya, that day is a bit too far away luv 😂
@crimsonPapaya7218
never too far. at least i have hopes and dreams unlike you
@yourlocalIKEA I do but some ikea keep crushing them with their big fat as- 😒
@crimsonPapaya7218
Your fault for not keeping them dreams safe :/
Too bad i hold them hostage now
@yourlocalIKEA you snatched them, they were safe with me 😤
@crimsonPapaya7218
If it was snatchable it only means u werent protecting them hard enough (:
careful now before I sell them at a high price
@yourlocalIKEA 😤😤😤😤
@crimsonPapaya7218
0: Someone's petty
@yourlocalIKEA definitely not me 😤😤😤
@crimsonPapaya7218
where are uuuu
i never see u in tcr anymoreee
@yourlocalIKEA my exams are going onnnn
@crimsonPapaya7218
omg yeah u told me 0:
*transfers people's good lucks on me onto u*
good luckk
@yourlocalIKEA you're a forgetful ikea, idk how your store is still working 😮
Thankyouu tho 🐦
@crimsonPapaya7218
My store is working because im in it. Take the luck and go before I take it back
@yourlocalIKEA you give your customers some "extra" attention it seems, no way I would have bought anything from ya store 😂👀
@crimsonPapaya7218
Hey are u alright? Haven't seen u reply in a while (since ur always desperate to embarass me 😔)
Just let me know if ur alive ^^
@yourlocalIKEA I'm fine af 😏 *** you were the one who was stressed af the last time we met in tcr. How did the exams go? You aight'!?
can't embarrass a store who's on the verge of going bankrupt 😉 burnnnn 🔥💯
@crimsonPapaya7218
Exams are... uhh let's say it was a bit surprising when I cried during my maths test 😇
I've got 3 more days to go till Friday TvT
And no store is going bankrupt because Im about to be rich from suing u
@yourlocalIKEA we don't talk about math 🥹
Just one more day to goo lesgooo🎊
you can't sue me, I did nothing wrong 😤
@crimsonPapaya7218
one day... ahhh
gonna sue u for stress relief idc
@yourlocalIKEA dw I got english tomorrow as well,
I got two whole books to finish and I haven't even completed one yet 🤷
plus those antagonizing grammar rules ughh
@crimsonPapaya7218
I did english today... 45 mins to write an essay, or maybe called 'peaking in child abu**' uhh
somehow i lowkey cooked tho???
@yourlocalIKEA damn good job bud!
I think ya overcooked 🥧
@crimsonPapaya7218
Better overcooked than undercooked...
quoting Gordan Ramsay:
"this fish is RAWW' and thats not me
@yourlocalIKEA "you're an idiot sandwich" 🥪😂
@crimsonPapaya7218
If i was put into an idiot sandwich im pretty sure its gonna be quite big
@yourlocalIKEA the day I kidnap you, you would be in my basement without you even knowing 😉
I'm a perfectionist when it comes to committing crimes yk 😏😌
@crimsonPapaya7218
Omg house reveal?? im looking forward to it ^^
@yourlocalIKEA just walk into the white house, Trump's my unrelated uncle
@crimsonPapaya7218
ur rich as well?! and u had to sue me for a free holiday
rich ppl these days 😔 dont u have enough money already
@yourlocalIKEA I'm doing justice to humanity by sueing your ikea 😁
