Chat room for me and crimsonPapaya7218
@crimsonPapaya7218
HAPPY NEW YEARRRRRR EL PAPAYAAAA
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I, the most awesome local ikea promise that this year in 2025, i will try (yes TRY):
a) log in to cups more
b) remember to reply to ur messages, preferably in 3 days
Anyways hope we survive another yearrr
@yourlocalIKEA HAPPY NEW YEARR IKEAAA! ππ₯πππ
Now I hope you don't break those resolutions otherwise you gonna pay a heafty amount π€π€ππ€
@crimsonPapaya7218 Hefty amount?!
Is ok if anything goes wrong i shall pay with this store's bodyΒ π¦
Uh- I mean i will defo not break the promises ^^
@yourlocalIKEA and I shall recieve this load- ππΒ
I mean yeaa, don't you dare break them resolutions! π
@crimsonPapaya7218
To emphasize my point, i wrote TRY. 'TRY'
TRY
ο»Ώso dont blame me if anything goes wrong....
Also congrats to us for having do many sussy convos that this comment has extended to a second page ππ
@yourlocalIKEA Bishh imma need more than just "try" if ykwim π
Anyway! Yesss our chats haven't been some how banned yet and that's an achievement lol π
@crimsonPapaya7218
Don't get Ur expectations up... And i think its a 'u' not a we. I have been a very respectful and have not engaged in any dirty talk in this thread ^^
Btw just to warn u, school starts on Tuesday for me, so if i disappear dw im still alive.
I'll try and still talk to u because i got rlly worried when u didnt reply for 2 days π
@yourlocalIKEA ahaan you have been totally respectful, it's me, who's the freaky one your majesty!Β
You missed meeee!? I'm quite flattered πβ€οΈ and dw I know you won't leave this earth without me (don't you even dare to try π€)Β
We're gonna continue to be bestiess (if you didn't already know)Β
Loveee
@crimsonPapaya7218
Your majesty?! Did i just get an upgrade in status. Better up the taxes so i have more money hehehehhee
Not leaving earth...mm I've already booked a trip back to ikealand at the end of this month. I mean ur welcome to join but the currency is furnitures
The flattery of calling me a bestie is making my level of yapping rising β¬οΈβ¬οΈ
@yourlocalIKEA if I considered you as majesty then you shall consider me as your highness too πΒ
take me to ikealand, imma take a king size bed with me as a payment and you can use it too...*cough cough*
Cmon you were always a bestie π
@crimsonPapaya7218
K-king sized bed... What're u gonna do in it π³ its getting me excited- I MEAN absolutely not!! Most ppl in ikealand are virgins because they're flipping furniture.
U wouldn't like to be the 'your highness' theres a lotta paperwork here.
@yourlocalIKEA
What rhymes with bestie? Zesty
Zesty besties
Idk about u but im gay as *** probablyΒ
@yourlocalIKEA gay for meee!!? πππ
@crimsonPapaya7218
If u want to π I can reserve a storage room in IKEA just for us to-
I meannn u can have some discounts when you buy vegetables and fruits....
@crimsonPapaya7218
Also, speaking of ikealand.Β
Yes u called me a bestie so now ur obligated to hear me yap and u have to reply.
The other day i tcr there was this newbie and we started chatting. Then they were like 'oh which country u from' and i said 'ikealand' and then ya dee ya dee ya da.
They kept on asking so i was like 'haha im an ikea im from ikealand π' and then they were like nah u sound like ur indian bla bla.
P.s im not indian
Then they got quite pressed idk cause i keep saying ikealand so i left π€
Now u shall say 'thank you your majesty for this wonderful story'.
The yapping ends here
@yourlocalIKEA No wayy lol guess they couldn't resist your charm and wanted to fly to your country to meet you ππ
I'm always up for these yap sessions your majesty! πΒ
@crimsonPapaya7218
The charm i have is too much for them to handle. Sigh, the downsides to being so popularΒ
Idk but if i met them again in tcr id like to keep saying the same thing just to annoy the heck out if them.
@yourlocalIKEA that's probably something an ikea would do π€
yk today I put aloe vera on my hair cause I saw it's good and it stunkk π΅βπ«Β
It literally did absolutely nothing to my hair π
@crimsonPapaya7218Β
Hey are u alright? Haven't seen u reply in a while (since ur always desperate to embarass meΒ π)
Just let me know if ur alive ^^
@yourlocalIKEA I'm fine af π *** you were the one who was stressed af the last time we met in tcr. How did the exams go? You aight'!?Β
can't embarrass a store who's on the verge of going bankrupt π burnnnn π₯π―
@crimsonPapaya7218
Exams are... uhh let's say it was a bit surprising when I cried during my maths testΒ πΒ
I've got 3 more days to go till Friday TvT
And no store is going bankrupt because Im about to be rich from suing u
@yourlocalIKEA we don't talk about math π₯Ή
Just one more day to goo lesgoooπ
you can't sue me, I did nothing wrong π€
@crimsonPapaya7218
one day... ahhh
gonna sue u for stress relief idc
@yourlocalIKEA dw I got english tomorrow as well,Β
I got two whole books to finish and I haven't even completed one yet π€·
plus those antagonizing grammar rules ughh
@crimsonPapaya7218
I did english today... 45 mins to write an essay, or maybe called 'peaking in child abu**' uhh
somehow i lowkey cooked tho???
@yourlocalIKEA damn good job bud!Β
I think ya overcooked π₯§
@crimsonPapaya7218
Better overcooked than undercooked...
quoting Gordan Ramsay:
"this fish is RAWW' and thats not me
@yourlocalIKEA "you're an idiot sandwich" π₯ͺπ
@crimsonPapaya7218
If i was put into an idiot sandwich im pretty sure its gonna be quite big
@yourlocalIKEA no no you're one ( no need to put ya in a bag like Doritos) π
@crimsonPapaya7218
U planning to kidnap me or sthΒ π
@yourlocalIKEA the day I kidnap you, you would be in my basement without you even knowing πΒ
I'm a perfectionist when it comes to committing crimes yk ππ
@crimsonPapaya7218
Omg house reveal?? im looking forward to it ^^
@yourlocalIKEA just walk into the white house, Trump's my unrelated uncleΒ
@crimsonPapaya7218
ur rich as well?! and u had to sue me for a free holiday
rich ppl these daysΒ π dont u have enough money already
@yourlocalIKEA I'm doing justice to humanity by sueing your ikea π