What would be the worst thing that could happen in a date??

@jesusredeemedme2425 😄 As a friend I might...who knows? We've never met or talked in person. But for romance? No, dear...no doubt you're nice, but inter-religious couples usually don't last too long. Look at it like this: it goes both ways. my Jewishness would probably get on your nerves after awhile. 😏

How so?

Rather than explaining, here's a couple suggestions:

1. Watch any of Woody Allen's movies starring himself.
2. Watch Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up comedy. Not the sitcom named after him, just his stage work.

....now, think about what it would be like to live with such a man.

@slowdecline48

...he's not even funny... XD

Which one, Allen or Seinfeld? 😂

@jesusredeemedme2425 lol I'm in the same boat then 

@Tinywhisper11🙂🍦 I think the candle light 😅 fall and place catches fire easily on a cendle light dinner 🔥

@BelovedMe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

*date over* or perhaps date in the hospital😂😂😂😂😂

@Tinywhisper11 if he starts the date by speaking in clingon😂😂😂

*date over*

@Tinywhisper11

*Klingon hehe

I wouldn't even recognize it tbh lol

@jesusredeemedme2425 neither would i tbh😂😂😂😂😂 

@Tinywhisper11 I take it you're not a Star Trek fan. 😏

@slowdecline48 I've never seen it, so I'm not not a fan eithet

I’m a closet Trekkie, ngl. Lol

But like on a VERY minor level. Like, I find it intriguing but I’m not a massive fan, yk?

Dude shows you pictures of the 5,000 rats he hoards in his bedroom.

@jesusredeemedme2425 *shudders* ewwww rats

*date over*

@Tinywhisper11 This, from a girl who keeps guinea pigs...

@slowdecline48 guinea pigs are cute, they make piggie sounds, and don't have long tails, and can't jump as high as your face 😱😱

Awwww he’s adorable <3

@slowdecline48 awwwww that is actually really cute😍😍 but when their the size of cats😱😱😱

Spiders.... many, MANY spiders... come slowly crawling out of his hat, one at a time...

@jesusredeemedme2425 😭😭😭 no that's to scary😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Tinywhisper11

Nice spiders? Lucas???? Hehe

@jesusredeemedme2425 😱😱😱 I don't like them😱😱😱

@Tinywhisper11

Not even Lucas????? O.O

@jesusredeemedme2425 I don't know who lucas is. But I'm terrified of spiders😭😭😭

@Tinywhisper11

@jesusredeemedme2425 are you trying to scare me😱😱

No!!!! He’s cute!!! He talks in a little kid voice and has a friend who’s a little fly… He’s adorable <3

@jesusredeemedme2425 How about if it was only one or two spiders, & they crawl out of his right ear?

@Tinywhisper11 Oh maybe you forgot money like both people

I wonder what happens in those instances.

@jesusredeemedme2425 I suppose it depended where you were, like you might be able to call for help, it would still probably ruin the date.

True. But what if your phone didn’t work… And you didn’t have numbers memorized??? Lol

@jesusredeemedme2425 walk until you find a pay phone of course that’s after taking a time machine back to where there are pay phones … or wait, just write yourself a note like this:

Dear me, on Aug 29th you’ll have a hot date. Don’t f this up. Make sure your phone is charged, you have credit cards, plenty of gas, cash, etc. because the first time you did this it didn’t go so well. Signed: Love, future me

That would not be me… Haven't had a hot date in ages XD

@jesusredeemedme2425 wha

I’ve dated but nothing exciting lol

@jesusredeemedme2425 @genericbeing @PineTreeTree

I'm just gonna pretend I never read this conversation😂😂😂😂