What would be the worst present you could find under the xmas tree???
What's the worst present you could find under the xmas tree this year???
@Tinywhisper11 my worst present would be socks or shoesโฟโฟ๐ but the best stocking filler of all time is a prosthetic leg๐๐
Some kind of hideous, tacky, obnoxious household decoration that someone expects me to display whenever they come over, and I'm thinking "I'm going to donate this to the thrift store as soon as they leave!"
Because then, next time that person comes to visit, they'll ask where their tacky decoration is and I'll have to admit that I, uh, accidentally stored it in a box that I, uh, accidentally, uh, donated (cough, cough) to the thrift store...
@DancingSongbird579. ooops! Takes your hideous decoration present back to the store๐ฌ
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@Tinywhisper11
You didn't buy me a hideous Christmas present. You bought me a bunch of ice cream, but it sat under the tree too long and melted into a big puddle. But don't worry, the cats licked it up. Lolย ๐คฃ
@DancingSongbird579 I can see it now...one of those "Live, Laugh, Love" signs ๐
@Tinywhisper11 Worst Gift would Be Aย Empty Box ..๐คฃ
@BelovedMe be greatful for that old box... That's a ex-box๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ your lucky โค ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
A crate of Ex-Lax.
@slowdecline48 ex-lax???? ๐ค๐ค๐ค oh laxatives๐๐๐๐๐ do not eat the fruit cake I sent you ๐๐ it might contain laxatives๐๐๐๐
@Tinywhisper11 Anything related to Sports... especially (American) football...๐
@takemedicine ๐๐๐๐ American football is whimpy rugby๐๐๐๐ don't worry I'll tell santa to send you something nice ๐โค
@takemedicine A while back I learned the Brits call it "hand egg"...I honestly can't argue with that. It also made me glad I'm not a real football fan.
@slowdecline48 ๐๐๐ yep! That sport is dangerous
And rugby is not dangerous? ๐ ...somehow, I don't buy that. Am pretty sure your rugby players get plenty of broken bones, bruises, contusions, concussions & other injuries, like our guys do.
Fran Drescher.
@slowdecline48 who's that??
She's an actress who starred on an American sitcom titled The Nanny. Far as I'm aware, that is all she's known for...to the extent she has any fame at all anymore. Drescher still appears in minor roles on TV from time to time. Fran Drescher is one of those people who embarrasses me as a Jew, & to a lesser extent as an American. It's not something I like to say but it's the truth. She used to look good but her voice has always grated on my nerves, & she's annoying in general.
@Tinywhisper11 a soiled wig
@Tinywhisper11 ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค fruit cake๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
@Tinywhisper11 ah yeah xDย