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What would be the worst present you could find under the xmas tree???

Tinywhisper11 3 days ago

What's the worst present you could find under the xmas tree this year???

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@Tinywhisper11

Got me thinking xD but oof cannot think of any worst presents.๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Give some ideas Lolaabeaan!๐Ÿ˜›

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Tinywhisper11 OP 2 days ago

@Sunisshiningandsoareyou ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” a large bill to pay ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” second hand underwear... Or a little zombie frog.๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” or fruit cake๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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Tinywhisper11 OP 2 days ago

@Tinywhisper11 my worst present would be socks or shoesโ™ฟโ™ฟ๐Ÿ˜ but the best stocking filler of all time is a prosthetic leg๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Some kind of hideous, tacky, obnoxious household decoration that someone expects me to display whenever they come over, and I'm thinking "I'm going to donate this to the thrift store as soon as they leave!"

Because then, next time that person comes to visit, they'll ask where their tacky decoration is and I'll have to admit that I, uh, accidentally stored it in a box that I, uh, accidentally, uh, donated (cough, cough) to the thrift store...

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Tinywhisper11 OP 2 days ago

@DancingSongbird579. ooops! Takes your hideous decoration present back to the store๐Ÿ˜ฌ

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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@Tinywhisper11

You didn't buy me a hideous Christmas present. You bought me a bunch of ice cream, but it sat under the tree too long and melted into a big puddle. But don't worry, the cats licked it up. Lolย ๐Ÿคฃ

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Tinywhisper11 OP 2 days ago

@DancingSongbird579 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ you know me too well๐Ÿ˜ yeah I wrapped up ice cream gifts for everyone months ago ๐Ÿ˜

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slowdecline48 1 day ago

@DancingSongbird579 I can see it now...one of those "Live, Laugh, Love" signs ๐Ÿ˜‚

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BelovedMe 2 days ago

@Tinywhisper11 Worst Gift would Be Aย  Empty Box ..๐Ÿคฃ

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Tinywhisper11 OP 2 days ago

@BelovedMe be greatful for that old box... That's a ex-box๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ your lucky โค ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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BelovedMe 2 days ago

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slowdecline48 2 days ago

A crate of Ex-Lax.

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Tinywhisper11 OP 2 days ago

@slowdecline48 ex-lax???? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” oh laxatives๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ do not eat the fruit cake I sent you ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ it might contain laxatives๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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slowdecline48 1 day ago

@Tinywhisper11 Really?? Then I'm glad I gave it to my neighbors instead!...that explains all the weird noises & shouts coming from their apartment.

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Tinywhisper11 OP 1 day ago

@slowdecline48 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ no-one likes fruitcake anyway๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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slowdecline48 2 days ago

A letter from a debt collection agency, notifying you that they found you & that you owe 72K on a medical bill.

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Tinywhisper11 OP 2 days ago

@slowdecline48 ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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takemedicine 2 days ago

@Tinywhisper11 Anything related to Sports... especially (American) football...๐Ÿˆ

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Tinywhisper11 OP 2 days ago

@takemedicine ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ American football is whimpy rugby๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ don't worry I'll tell santa to send you something nice ๐Ÿ˜โค

slowdecline48 1 day ago

@takemedicine A while back I learned the Brits call it "hand egg"...I honestly can't argue with that. It also made me glad I'm not a real football fan.

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Tinywhisper11 OP 1 day ago

@slowdecline48 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ yep! That sport is dangerous

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slowdecline48 1 day ago

And rugby is not dangerous? ๐Ÿ˜† ...somehow, I don't buy that. Am pretty sure your rugby players get plenty of broken bones, bruises, contusions, concussions & other injuries, like our guys do.

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slowdecline48 1 day ago

Fran Drescher.

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Tinywhisper11 OP 1 day ago

@slowdecline48 who's that??

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slowdecline48 1 day ago

She's an actress who starred on an American sitcom titled The Nanny. Far as I'm aware, that is all she's known for...to the extent she has any fame at all anymore. Drescher still appears in minor roles on TV from time to time. Fran Drescher is one of those people who embarrasses me as a Jew, & to a lesser extent as an American. It's not something I like to say but it's the truth. She used to look good but her voice has always grated on my nerves, & she's annoying in general.

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Tinywhisper11 OP 1 day ago

@slowdecline48 I hate her already ๐Ÿ™‚ never be embarrassed for being a Jew, Jews are good people โค and you guys have Adam sandler๐Ÿ˜

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Tinywhisper11 OP 1 day ago

@Tinywhisper11 a soiled wig

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slowdecline48 1 day ago

๐Ÿ˜ฏ ...yyyyeah, I wouldn't want one as a holiday gift either.

(How do you come up with these ideas?...)

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Tinywhisper11 OP 1 day ago

@slowdecline48 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I have to much time in my hands, and I'm very childlike๐Ÿ˜โค

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Tinywhisper11 OP 14 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” fruit cake๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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BlueDarkAurora 4 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 ah yeah xDย 

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