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Things you shouldn't do in public!?!?

User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 January 19th

Funny answers only please๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 January 21st
[cw: politics, humor with an edge]

To answer your question:

  • Sing the AC/DC song Fire Your Guns at a protest where there's a lot of angry people.
  • Wear a MAGA hat, if you're anywhere on the east or west coasts.
  • Wear a cross &/or carry a Bible at a pro-abortion rally.
  • Go out with nothing on & try to convince passersby to line-dance with you.
  • Go out with nothing on & try to convince passersby to play Twister with you.
  • Wear a T-shirt that says "YOU PEOPLE SUCK" on the front &, when anyone looks at you, stare back with an intense expression.
  • Wear an obvious Star of David, if you're anywhere in the Middle East outside Israel.
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User Profile: PineTreeTree
PineTreeTree January 21st

@slowdecline48 can you not

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 January 22nd

@PineTreeTree Can I not what? ๐Ÿคฃ

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 21st

@slowdecline48 ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ some good points๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” although offensive t-shirts are funny๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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User Profile: BastionKnight
BastionKnight January 21st

@Tinywhisper11 Get into a public elevator, greeting everyone who enters with a hearty handshake whilst stating "How do you do? Please call me Admiral" then insist on being the only person allowed to press the buttons, asking them which floor they wish, then choosing a totally different floor instead, pressing the button solemnly whilst intoning "It is done....in accordance with the Prophecy!"

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 21st

@BastionKnight oh dear๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ how many times have you done this before!??? Come on own up๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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User Profile: BastionKnight
BastionKnight January 21st

@Tinywhisper11 I ...uh....I...*looks sheepish*........in my defence, there was no signs anywhere saying explicitly that one should NOT do it.

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 21st

@BastionKnight ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ that's fair, but next time invite me so we can both play๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 January 22nd

@BastionKnight ๐Ÿ˜† If you ever really did that, you're a brave man. In some places, pulling that kind of stunt might get you a 72-hour hold in the nearest psych ward!

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User Profile: BastionKnight
BastionKnight January 22nd

@slowdecline48

I am not sure I could ever be accused of being brave,... but perhaps not having the common sense to see that the fluffy black, white and orange thing swishing from left to right in the grass is attached to a tiger.ย 

*Smiles*

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