slowdecline48
12 hours ago
[cw: politics, humor with an edge]
To answer your question:
- Sing the AC/DC song Fire Your Guns at a protest where there's a lot of angry people.
- Wear a MAGA hat, if you're anywhere on the east or west coasts.
- Wear a cross &/or carry a Bible at a pro-abortion rally.
- Go out with nothing on & try to convince passersby to line-dance with you.
- Go out with nothing on & try to convince passersby to play Twister with you.
- Wear a T-shirt that says "YOU PEOPLE SUCK" on the front &, when anyone looks at you, stare back with an intense expression.
- Wear an obvious Star of David, if you're anywhere in the Middle East outside Israel.
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PineTreeTree
12 hours ago
@slowdecline48 can you not
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BastionKnight
11 hours ago
@Tinywhisper11 Get into a public elevator, greeting everyone who enters with a hearty handshake whilst stating "How do you do? Please call me Admiral" then insist on being the only person allowed to press the buttons, asking them which floor they wish, then choosing a totally different floor instead, pressing the button solemnly whilst intoning "It is done....in accordance with the Prophecy!"
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@BastionKnight oh dear๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ how many times have you done this before!??? Come on own up๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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BastionKnight
11 hours ago
@Tinywhisper11 I ...uh....I...*looks sheepish*........in my defence, there was no signs anywhere saying explicitly that one should NOT do it.
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