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Things you shouldn't do in public!?!?

User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 2 days ago

Funny answers only please๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 12 hours ago
[cw: politics, humor with an edge]

To answer your question:

  • Sing the AC/DC song Fire Your Guns at a protest where there's a lot of angry people.
  • Wear a MAGA hat, if you're anywhere on the east or west coasts.
  • Wear a cross &/or carry a Bible at a pro-abortion rally.
  • Go out with nothing on & try to convince passersby to line-dance with you.
  • Go out with nothing on & try to convince passersby to play Twister with you.
  • Wear a T-shirt that says "YOU PEOPLE SUCK" on the front &, when anyone looks at you, stare back with an intense expression.
  • Wear an obvious Star of David, if you're anywhere in the Middle East outside Israel.
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User Profile: PineTreeTree
PineTreeTree 12 hours ago

@slowdecline48 can you not

User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP 11 hours ago

@slowdecline48 ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ some good points๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” although offensive t-shirts are funny๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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User Profile: BastionKnight
BastionKnight 11 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 Get into a public elevator, greeting everyone who enters with a hearty handshake whilst stating "How do you do? Please call me Admiral" then insist on being the only person allowed to press the buttons, asking them which floor they wish, then choosing a totally different floor instead, pressing the button solemnly whilst intoning "It is done....in accordance with the Prophecy!"

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP 11 hours ago

@BastionKnight oh dear๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ how many times have you done this before!??? Come on own up๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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User Profile: BastionKnight
BastionKnight 11 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 I ...uh....I...*looks sheepish*........in my defence, there was no signs anywhere saying explicitly that one should NOT do it.

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP 11 hours ago

@BastionKnight ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ that's fair, but next time invite me so we can both play๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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