They are lying to you
@PineTreeTree But is pizza at the center of everything, or does it rotate around the Sun? Mmm, sun rotisserie pizza! 🤤
@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas Pizza is always the center of everything. How could you even ask that question? Are you a member of antpizza? 😂
@PineTreeTree Of course not! I’m antipasto! 😂😂😂
@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas 😂😂😂😂😂
@PineTreeTree well my bestest BM 🤔🤔 you are correct the pizza was once a sphere, but the guy who invented the pizza ate sooo much of it he turned into a weebles wobble 😎 and kept falling and sitting on his pizza. That's how he died he weeble wobbled down some stairs😥 so in his honour we now make pizzas sphere, yet flat😁
@Tinywhisper11 Ah I see. It must have been gratifying eating that spherical pizza - poking holes in the cheese and watching a volcano of cheese and sauce erupt from the surface. Poor Luigi Weable Wobble and poor pizza sphere and poor Luigi’s wife. That smushed pizza all over the floor must have been a lot to clean up. Then she had to endure seeing flat pizza become the norm, thus bringing back the trauma of losing Luigi. So sad 🥲
@PineTreeTree yes losing Luigi is very sad😭😭😭 but we also are missing Jack Daniels, he can't be with us today.. But he's here in spirit😭😭
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@Tinywhisper11 😂😂😂😂
Pizza is not a sphere even in two dimensions unless it's circular. I have never seen a pizza that achieved perfect circularity. Of course one could also say that no pizza is truly flat, either...
@slowdecline48 No one claims that pizza is a perfect sphere. 😂
@PineTreeTree If Plato were here to answer he would probably say: the ideal Form of pizza is perfectly circular & flat, but no pizza in the physical world can ever be more than an approximation thereof. 😄
@slowdecline48 Plato died before pizza was invented so he would not be able to describe it’s ideal form. However he thought the earth was a sphere and we could go round and round about that. 😂
@PineTreeTree
I have to weigh in here. As a scientist with a background in the consumption of pizza, I can confirm that *most* pizzas are, indeed, flat. You can make them into other shapes, like pizza pockets, or you can drop them on the floor where they become odd and irregular 3-D crumples, a true pizza is mostly flat, and that's the truth.
Now, however, we must discuss the definition of the word "flat."
According to the dictionary, "flat" can be defined as:
Smooth and even, without lumps or indentations.
Now, clearly, a pizza is not truly flat. They have lumps and indentations, but they are still not spherical.
Enough pizza philosophy for today. I'm getting hungry.
@DancingSongbird579 It’s clear you’re a victim of disinformation. The conspirators have given you models of flat pizza to convince you that pizza is flat. Those weren’t real pizzas my friend. 😂
@PineTreeTree
I really want to reply here but I'm laughing too hard and can't form a coherent thought. Lolol.
I have come to the conclusion that perhaps I live in an alternate reality where pizzas are indeed flatish. In this format, they are easier to cook and easier to consume than the spherical pizzas in your reality. Therefore, i must continue to live here in my alternate universe. You're welcome to visit me any time in the land of flattened pizzas.
And always remember that even though the pizzas I enjoy are flattened, they are still three dimensional.
It's also good to remember that thin crust pizzas tend to be flatter than thick crust or stuffed crust pizzas.
And if you have ever watched me make a pizza, you will note that I pile so many toppings on it that it can't be defined as flat, it's more like a volcano-shaped mound.
Hmmm. Okay, you're right, pizzas aren't flat. I stand corrected.
@DancingSongbird579 Well you’re welcome to come to my universe and enjoy a spherical pizza. You know, Dominos supposed invented the cheese stuffed crust but here we make the entire sphere cheese stuffed. Once you eat spherical you’ll never go back to your flat bread. You’ll gain so much mass that space time will bend around you thus creating your own wormhole. Everything is possible if you escape your impoverished reality. Come join us Bird! 😂
@PineTreeTree
I'll pass on the cheese-stuffed pizza-ball. I'm afraid it might upset the delicate balance of my digestive system. In my universe, we currently consume only non-dairy foods, and since dairy-free "cheese" belongs in its own universe, far far far away from everything else, maybe I can have my spherical pizza stuffed with mushrooms and spinach? I'll place on online order so it'll be ready when I arrive. Please, and thank you. 🤣
@DancingSongbird579 here you go
Pizza is aka playboy because when you grab a slice it becomes a pacman and you end up kissing and eating it and then it disappears. Pizza could be our 10th planet ? What came first Pizza or Italy ?
@freshman12 Correct. And as the song tells us, 🎶 when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza sphere it’s amore 🎶 so the moon came first before Italy and we can conclude they invented pizza to be just like the spherical moon in the sky and then they sang about it.
@PineTreeTree
I think we can end the debate once and for all right now. Pizza is a sphere because it is a planet. There’s even a secret spaceship that will take you there!
@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas Awesome Pieces! Thanks for providing incontrovertible evidence! 😂😂😂😂😂
@PineTreeTree No problem! I think the spaceship comes in a convertible model too! 😃
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(That’s one of my lamest jokes thus far.)
