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@comfortingwarmcat I got a monthly subscription for a magazine for mental health 😁 I have many issues now

Once up on a time I went for a job interview with my friend. They had to make it real quick so they asked two people at a time to get in. So me and my friend were together in front of the HR. He asked the question to my friend first and he answered it well. Now he asked me the same question to know my suggestions. Guess what I answered "same !!!"😂. He was like wtf ?? I was like "yeah same as my friend said". He was like "alright I'd let you know if you're shortlisted thanks for coming"😂. We didn't even get a call from them after that. My friend was so mad at me. He thought that he didn't get the job because the HR might have thought that he must be also a dumb person like me 😂.

@comfortingwarmcat a nice little old lady at the bank this morning asked me if I could help her check her balance....... So I pushed her over😁

When does a dad joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent 😃

@comfortingwarmcat lance isn't a popular name anymore, but many years ago people used to be called Lancelot 😂😂😂😂