Finish the sentence!
Funny answers only ๐คญ
1. In Ancient Rome, people had a tradition of ______.
2. Horses have one job, to __________.
3. The only reason bananas still exist is __________.ย
โจ๏ธBonus: add another incomplete sentence for the next person to finishโจ๏ธ
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@unassumingEyes yaaaay! Fun game๐
In ancient Rome, people had a tradition of letting their donkeys sleep in the bath tub
Horses have only 1 job, to keep mane street clean
The only reason bananas still exist is to use instead of catapult balls
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Bonus question ๐ค๐ค my mother always told me to .........
@Tinywhisper11
My mother always told me to use bananas for archery practice instead of using actual arrows but she never told me why
@akunknown ๐๐๐๐๐ your mum really hates bananas๐๐๐๐๐
@Tinywhisper11
But loves it when I accomplish something like archery despite it not giving me a college degree or anything like that ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
But then I told her I donโt need to go in that direction bc I can be a real life superhero if she can design the costume and all the toys and the base of operations Iโll go out and give the baddies the one liners as many as I need to so the upcoming fight ends before it starts ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
She said sure no problem-o!
@Tinywhisper11ย
My mother always told me to let donkey-horses catapult bananas ๐๐ย
Your answers are always so creative ๐คญ
@unassumingEyes ๐๐๐๐๐๐ your mother told you what!?!?!๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
@Tinywhisper11 hey, you dont question the mothers ๐คญ๐คญ
@unassumingEyes ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
@Tinywhisper11
Use bananas to practice archery instead of actual arrows.ย
@akunknown ๐๐๐ that's a good idea
@Tinywhisper11
I know right ๐๐๐
@Tinywhisper11
I mean I can still practice and become an expert archer, even better than the Green Arrow (DC comic book character for those who donโt know) whoโs a known expert archer, but without getting in any trouble since Iโm using bananas which are way softer than actual arrows which can hurtโฆ.OUCH!ย
@akunknown ๐ค๐ค๐ค do you think we'd get away with it using a pineapple???
@Tinywhisper11 you can be the green arrow I'll be robin hood
@Tinywhisper11
Iโll happily take that. So happy over this that Iโm dancing right now even though I really should be sleeping by this time โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
@akunknown ok young one, that's enough excitement for you today, it's time for bed
@Tinywhisper11
Then by all means go to bed! Why are you still awake if itโs time for bed??!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
@akunknown ok let's not argue, we'll both go to bed๐
Gr8 game! Thanks so much!
1. In Ancient Rome, people had a tradition ofย
having mosh pits at rock concerts while so drunk they shouldโve been removed from the venue.ย
2. Horses have one job, toย
train all other types of animals to date.ย
3. The only reason bananas still exist isย
to stick them in your own or someone elseโs backside as well as guys to use it as a replacement for their missing genitals.ย
Bonus: The only thingโs that for sure is ___________
@akunknown horses have a pretty hard job when you think about it ๐๐
The only thing thats for sure is your answers are hilarious ๐คญ๐คญ
*sends sleep beams* you need to sleep :0
@unassumingEyes
Yeah but till the noise stops I canโt no matter how much I need to. But you have no idea how true that is I really do need to sleep. Iโve done all the things already you name it but it doesnโt work.ย
@akunknown yes good old horses, first step to get a beautiful/handsome date is, don't be ugly๐๐๐๐๐
Oh I forgot your question know, hang on
@Tinywhisper11ย the only thing that for sure, is the most dangerous drinking game in history, is seeing how long I can go without coffee ๐
@Tinywhisper11
Actually the first step is donโt be naked. Especially if you are ugly ๐๐๐ And donโt say anything to impress your date if whatever you say isnโt true. Theyโll figure it out and when they do GOOD FโIN BYE DATE-O!!!! ๐๐๐
@akunknown I see you've had alot of experience with this๐๐๐๐๐๐
@Tinywhisper11
No actually my grandparents did. Itโs how they met and began their LOOOOOONNNNNG relationship with each other that includes but isnโt limited to having too many kids creating a too large family so large that even a mansion wasnโt big enough for all of us even though we shared rooms to try for all of us to fit ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
They both told me being so bold and daring by being completely naked in public with each other all day - not the kiss or having everything in common with each other - is what sparked the relationship fire in them both. They told me this after I kept asking them on their anniversary and once they found out the anniversary party was my idea and all the work was done by me they decided they at least owed me that much bc they didnโt have the money to refund me for all I paid to make the party happen ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
@akunknown ๐ฎ๐ฎ naughty grandma and grandpa๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ that was very kind of you to pay for and organize a party for them, your so sweet โค
@Tinywhisper11
Oh yeah oh yeah I am arenโt I??? ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Bring me on your next Valentines Day date or tell whoever you know goes on one next time to bring me along so their date and then too can try sweet sweet ol lovin me ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
@akunknown ๐๐๐๐๐๐ I've never dated anyone๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ย
@Tinywhisper11
Sorry to hear that. If youโre open to it, try me. After all Iโm โso sweetโ