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unassumingEyes July 5th

Funny answers only ๐Ÿคญ

1. In Ancient Rome, people had a tradition of ______.

2. Horses have one job, to __________.

3. The only reason bananas still exist is __________.ย 

โœจ๏ธBonus: add another incomplete sentence for the next person to finishโœจ๏ธ



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Tinywhisper11 July 5th

@unassumingEyes yaaaay! Fun game๐Ÿ˜

In ancient Rome, people had a tradition of letting their donkeys sleep in the bath tub

Horses have only 1 job, to keep mane street clean

The only reason bananas still exist is to use instead of catapult balls

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Bonus question ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” my mother always told me to .........

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unassumingEyes OP July 5th

@Tinywhisper11ย 

My mother always told me to let donkey-horses catapult bananas ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒย 

Your answers are always so creative ๐Ÿคญ

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Tinywhisper11 July 5th

@unassumingEyes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ your mother told you what!?!?!๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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unassumingEyes OP July 5th

@Tinywhisper11 hey, you dont question the mothers ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ

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akunknown July 5th

@Tinywhisper11

Use bananas to practice archery instead of actual arrows.ย 

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Tinywhisper11 July 6th

@akunknown ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ that's a good idea

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akunknown July 6th

@Tinywhisper11

I know right ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

akunknown July 6th

@Tinywhisper11

I mean I can still practice and become an expert archer, even better than the Green Arrow (DC comic book character for those who donโ€™t know) whoโ€™s a known expert archer, but without getting in any trouble since Iโ€™m using bananas which are way softer than actual arrows which can hurtโ€ฆ.OUCH!ย 

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Tinywhisper11 July 6th

@akunknown ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” do you think we'd get away with it using a pineapple???

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Tinywhisper11 July 6th

@Tinywhisper11 you can be the green arrow I'll be robin hood

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akunknown July 6th

@Tinywhisper11

Iโ€™ll happily take that. So happy over this that Iโ€™m dancing right now even though I really should be sleeping by this time โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

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Tinywhisper11 July 6th

@akunknown ok young one, that's enough excitement for you today, it's time for bed

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akunknown July 6th

@Tinywhisper11

Then by all means go to bed! Why are you still awake if itโ€™s time for bed??!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Tinywhisper11 July 6th

@akunknown ok let's not argue, we'll both go to bed๐Ÿ˜

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akunknown July 5th

@Tinywhisper11

My mother always told me to use bananas for archery practice instead of using actual arrows but she never told me why

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Tinywhisper11 July 6th

@akunknown ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ your mum really hates bananas๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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akunknown July 6th

@Tinywhisper11

But loves it when I accomplish something like archery despite it not giving me a college degree or anything like that ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

But then I told her I donโ€™t need to go in that direction bc I can be a real life superhero if she can design the costume and all the toys and the base of operations Iโ€™ll go out and give the baddies the one liners as many as I need to so the upcoming fight ends before it starts ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

She said sure no problem-o!

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akunknown July 5th

Gr8 game! Thanks so much!

1. In Ancient Rome, people had a tradition ofย 

having mosh pits at rock concerts while so drunk they shouldโ€™ve been removed from the venue.ย 

2. Horses have one job, toย 

train all other types of animals to date.ย 

3. The only reason bananas still exist isย 

to stick them in your own or someone elseโ€™s backside as well as guys to use it as a replacement for their missing genitals.ย 

Bonus: The only thingโ€™s that for sure is ___________


PS: Not too creative I know ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I usually am more creative but didnโ€™t get much sleep last night, well throughout this year so far. Itโ€™s affecting me. But Iโ€™ll still make up for it in a future comment when I have better answers.ย 
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unassumingEyes OP July 5th

@akunknown horses have a pretty hard job when you think about it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

The only thing thats for sure is your answers are hilarious ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ

*sends sleep beams* you need to sleep :0

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akunknown July 6th

@unassumingEyes

Yeah but till the noise stops I canโ€™t no matter how much I need to. But you have no idea how true that is I really do need to sleep. Iโ€™ve done all the things already you name it but it doesnโ€™t work.ย 

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Tinywhisper11 July 6th

@akunknown yes good old horses, first step to get a beautiful/handsome date is, don't be ugly๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Oh I forgot your question know, hang on

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Tinywhisper11 July 6th

@Tinywhisper11ย  the only thing that for sure, is the most dangerous drinking game in history, is seeing how long I can go without coffee ๐Ÿ˜

akunknown July 6th

@Tinywhisper11

Actually the first step is donโ€™t be naked. Especially if you are ugly ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ And donโ€™t say anything to impress your date if whatever you say isnโ€™t true. Theyโ€™ll figure it out and when they do GOOD Fโ€™IN BYE DATE-O!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Tinywhisper11 July 6th

@akunknown I see you've had alot of experience with this๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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akunknown July 6th

@Tinywhisper11

No actually my grandparents did. Itโ€™s how they met and began their LOOOOOONNNNNG relationship with each other that includes but isnโ€™t limited to having too many kids creating a too large family so large that even a mansion wasnโ€™t big enough for all of us even though we shared rooms to try for all of us to fit ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

They both told me being so bold and daring by being completely naked in public with each other all day - not the kiss or having everything in common with each other - is what sparked the relationship fire in them both. They told me this after I kept asking them on their anniversary and once they found out the anniversary party was my idea and all the work was done by me they decided they at least owed me that much bc they didnโ€™t have the money to refund me for all I paid to make the party happen ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Tinywhisper11 July 6th

@akunknown ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ naughty grandma and grandpa๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ that was very kind of you to pay for and organize a party for them, your so sweet โค

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akunknown July 6th

@Tinywhisper11

Oh yeah oh yeah I am arenโ€™t I??? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Bring me on your next Valentines Day date or tell whoever you know goes on one next time to bring me along so their date and then too can try sweet sweet ol lovin me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Tinywhisper11 July 6th

@akunknown ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I've never dated anyone๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

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akunknown July 6th

@Tinywhisper11

Sorry to hear that. If youโ€™re open to it, try me. After all Iโ€™m โ€œso sweetโ€

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