Parents tell me to "plan in advanced" but then say "what other problem do I have?" when I do

I *bacon* hate it when my parents tell me to *bacon* plan in advanced for *bacon* stuff since whenever I *bacon* do the dam it they then ask "what other problem/argument do I have tonight?".    

If they don't want me to plan in *bacon* advanced why do they tell me to *bacon* do it in the first place if they then think its a *bacon* problem?

Like I reminded mom about the fact I need to remind her later this month about making sure she and I can check our *bacon* emails when we're on our trip because otherwise we're locked out since post-2013 you can't go beyond 5miles or something from your home. 

I was checking my wallet and fanny pack to see if I could find a card because supposedly I have/had an ear doctor's appointment on Monday and Mom wants to call the doctor.   When checking I found that my Museum Card had 'senior' on it and I'm 100% not a senior.   When I tried talking to my parents *bacon* about it, they say "what other thing do you want to argue about now?" 

And that hurts my feelings when they have told me to plan in *bacon* advanced for every *bacon* thing else so they shouldn't *bacon* complain when I do that in the first place sure Mom and I aren't going to the the Museum any time soon but all I was saying was telling Mom we need to fix my paper card (since the old museum cards don't work for scanners and neither Mom nor I have smart phone like my sister's.  But I'm getting really close to saying "dash it all" and getting an actually smart phone so I can download apps for food places to get rewards because its sucks not being able to get rewards with no cards anymore) since it says the wrong thing.