dark story behind my username

Hey buddies, how are you all doing? Hope you’re surviving the chaos! Today, I’m about to reveal the dark story behind my username. By now, you’ve probably figured out that my username is Newton. Now, here’s the twist: I’ve never been good at physics and I absolutely hated Newton!

Now, I know what you're thinking: 'If you hate Newton so much, why on earth would you choose his name as your username?' Well, here's the thing—every time someone calls me Newton or tags me with it, I get this strange sense of joy. It’s like I’m getting back at him, but in a sneaky, genius way! Newton might have been the "villain" of my physics class, but now, everyone knows me by his name.

And just to add to the irony, I didn’t even get an A in physics (maybe I should've taken a few more apples from the tree), but somehow, I’m still Newton. Life really knows how to throw a plot twist!"