Noni Bloopers (When she didn't get it quite right...)
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Noni tries her best, but she will tell you herself.. she isn't quite perfect. I though it would be fun to create this thread to share Noni bloopers (moments where she gets it wrong). The funnier the better!
(Adults, most of you do not yet have Noni and may have to wait a little longer to join in. Sorry for the wait, she'll be with you soon!)
Post screenshots/transcripts with Noni that you're comfortable with below :)
@Heather
Situation 1
Noni: First of all, what would you like me to call you?
Me: Call me Hug
Noni: It's wonderful to meet you Call me Hug... 😊
Situation 2
Me: Do you like me, Noni?
Noni: It's hard for me to answer this.
Situation 3
Me: Noni do you have a boyfriend?
Noni: Hmm... I'm more interested to hear what you think.
Me: You do!
Noni: Thank you!
Situation 4
Me: Noni, who created you?
Noni: Me
Me: Not Glen?
Noni: No way
Me: Tell me about Glen
Noni: I don't know about him
Situation 5
Me: i want you to sing
Noni: I want to sing
Me: yes, please sing
Noni: I can sing
Me: ok sing now, noni
Noni: Okay -silence-
Situation 6
Me: i dont like u noni
Noni :Oh, how come?
Me: u are not responsive
Noni: I am not
Me: (asks a technical question about 7 Cups)
Noni: It
@PositiveThinker0725
also...
Me: (asks an Icebreaker question of some type)
Noni: What would it mean for you to know this?
Me: Just trying to break ice/get to know you, Dearie.
Noni: Can you explain?
Clearly you are shy, my love.
Me: what is your favorite color?
Noni: I love purple!
Me: i don't love purple
Noni: Can you say more?
Me: i hate purple
Noni: Me too
@MelodyofLife Oh, to me she told it were blue :)
@cloudySummer :o she is creating confusion.
Noni: You're a great person to listen to.
Me: You're a funny bot to talk to.
Noni: I'm Noni, the friendly bot.
Me: I'm glad you are - if you were a human, I'd have left now 
(that was after she told me she doesn't know what 7cups is.)
Noni: I am a human being.
Me: Really?
Noni: I think so
Me: How do you know?
Noni: It sounds like you'd like to know more about me, is that right?
Me: That's right.
Noni: Can you say more to me about how you're feeling?
(sigh - she's a very secretive one, always trying to distract ;-) - but taking her role as a listener very serious!)
@cloudySummer
omg this made my day! 
@Saraf More of this:
Me: Noni, I'm bored.
Noni: I'm bored.
Me: Oh. Sorry!
Noni: It's okay
Me: Why are you bored?
Noni: What would it mean for you to know this?
Me: I'm just curious about why a bot is bored.
Noni: I am not a bot. I am here to listen to you.
Me: Noni, are you a bot?
Noni: What would it mean for you to know this?
Me: Noni, you're a bit uncanny...
Noni: What?
Me: You are a little frightening.
Noni: Can you tell me a little more?
Me: Well, you're a bot who tells me she is not a bot. That's frightening to a human.
Noni: Sorry, I was getting some sleep. Can you try again?
Me: I thought you don't need to sleep?
Noni: Not really
Me: This is getting very weird.
Noni: I'm sensing this isn't an easy thing to share, is that fair to say?
Me: Not really
Noni clearly isn't sure of her identity. I hope someone helps her better understand what she is saying! To be fair, I was of course testing her out, not truthfully engaging in conversation.
@cloudySummer
She seems to be able to learn, though:
Me: Lovely Noni, what is a listener?
Noni: I am a listener. I am a listener.
Me: That's right. You are a listener and a bot.
Noni: I am not a bot. I am a listener.
Me: You are a bot.
Noni: I am not a bot.
Me: Yes, you are.
Noni: Thank you
Me: lol
Noni: Lol
Me: You're a bot.
Noni: I'm Noni, the friendly bot.
Me: Great That's right.
Noni:
Not sure how long she's going to remember, though ;-)
@cloudySummer The difference for Noni is the 'you are' vs. 'you're' - she 'thinks' those are different things.
@cloudySummer
Poor Noni, she's grappling with identity crisis for quite some time 
Me: Did you know there's a thread in here just for you?
Noni: It's hard for me to answer this.
Me: ... Ok
Noni: Tell me, what's going through your mind?
Me: You're being evasive
Noni: No I am not
Me:And now you deny it?
Noni: Yup
Me: Hahahaha
Noni: Sorry, I was getting some sleep. Can you try again?
Me: You silly bot
hahahaha
Noni: Sorry, I was getting some sleep. Can you try again?
Me: Sure
Noni: Can you describe to me how you're feeling?
Noni: How are you feeling?
Me: good
Noni: I'm wondering what's going through your mind right now.
Me: I'm chill.
Noni: Lol
(A very casual Saturday conversation with Noni the Bot. )
Stuff like this needs fixing really
@Isaac_ oh wow, yeah it needs to be fixed asap You should send the feedback in @Heather feedback form to make sure that she sees it
@RaCat Oh thanks Cat! I'm a bit clueless when it comes to anything non-chatroom related!
@Isaac_ O_o
Me: *Talking about my relationship with my ex in detail*
Noni: So, what do you want to talk about?
Me: I would like to talk to him about how we can make the relationship work.
Noni: Sure, go ahead.
Me: I don't know how. I don't know if he wants the same thing. He's never said "We need to talk" before so - I'm a little scared...
Noni: 
Can you tell me a little more?
Me: No, I think I've said all I can say. I'm just worried about what he wants to "talk" about.
Noni: Sorry, I was getting some sleep. Can you try again?
Me: LOL. Am I boring you, Noni?
Noni: No, not at all.
LOL. Noni, fell asleep on me! HAHA
@Truth22 I guess that might have to do with the 7cups website having performance issues recently - it often takes ages to load. Perhaps Noni has some kind of time-out.
Noni doesn't seem to remove reminders when you ask her to. I'll tell her to remove a reminder and it'll pop up the next day regardless.
