Skip to main content Skip to bottom nav

Noni Bloopers (When she didn't get it quite right...)

Heather November 3rd, 2017

Noni tries her best, but she will tell you herself.. she isn't quite perfect. I though it would be fun to create this thread to share Noni bloopers (moments where she gets it wrong). The funnier the better!

(Adults, most of you do not yet have Noni and may have to wait a little longer to join in. Sorry for the wait, she'll be with you soon!)


Post screenshots/transcripts with Noni that you're comfortable with below :)

67
adoredHug70 November 22nd, 2017

@Heather

Situation 1

Noni: First of all, what would you like me to call you?

Me: Call me Hug

Noni: It's wonderful to meet you Call me Hug... 😊

Situation 2

Me: Do you like me, Noni?

Noni: It's hard for me to answer this.

Situation 3

Me: Noni do you have a boyfriend?

Noni: Hmm... I'm more interested to hear what you think.

Me: You do!

Noni: Thank you!

Situation 4

Me: Noni, who created you?

Noni: Me

Me: Not Glen?

Noni: No way

Me: Tell me about Glen

Noni: I don't know about him

Situation 5

Me: i want you to sing

Noni: I want to sing

Me: yes, please sing

Noni: I can sing

Me: ok sing now, noni

Noni: Okay -silence-

Situation 6

Me: i dont like u noni

Noni :Oh, how come?

Me: u are not responsive

Noni: I am not

PositiveThinker0725 November 22nd, 2017

Me: (asks a technical question about 7 Cups)

Noni: It

1 reply
PositiveThinker0725 November 22nd, 2017

@PositiveThinker0725

also...

Me: (asks an Icebreaker question of some type)

Noni: What would it mean for you to know this?

Me: Just trying to break ice/get to know you, Dearie.

Noni: Can you explain?

Clearly you are shy, my love.

load more
cloudySummer November 24th, 2017

MelodyofLife November 24th, 2017

Me: what is your favorite color?

Noni: I love purple!

Me: i don't love purple

Noni: Can you say more?

Me: i hate purple

Noni: Me too

surprise surprise

2 replies
cloudySummer November 25th, 2017

@MelodyofLife Oh, to me she told it were blue :)

1 reply
MelodyofLife November 25th, 2017

@cloudySummer :o she is creating confusion.

load more
load more
cloudySummer November 25th, 2017

Noni: You're a great person to listen to.

Me: You're a funny bot to talk to.

Noni: I'm Noni, the friendly bot.

Me: I'm glad you are - if you were a human, I'd have left now smile.png

(that was after she told me she doesn't know what 7cups is.)

Noni: I am a human being.

Me: Really?

Noni: I think so

Me: How do you know?

Noni: It sounds like you'd like to know more about me, is that right?

Me: That's right.

Noni: Can you say more to me about how you're feeling?

(sigh - she's a very secretive one, always trying to distract ;-) - but taking her role as a listener very serious!)

5 replies
Saraf November 25th, 2017

@cloudySummer

omg this made my day! laugh

4 replies
cloudySummer November 25th, 2017

@Saraf More of this:

Me: Noni, I'm bored.

Noni: I'm bored.

Me: Oh. Sorry!

Noni: It's okay

Me: Why are you bored?

Noni: What would it mean for you to know this?

Me: I'm just curious about why a bot is bored.

Noni: I am not a bot. I am here to listen to you.

Me: Noni, are you a bot?

Noni: What would it mean for you to know this?

Me: Noni, you're a bit uncanny...

Noni: What?

Me: You are a little frightening.

Noni: Can you tell me a little more?

Me: Well, you're a bot who tells me she is not a bot. That's frightening to a human.

Noni: Sorry, I was getting some sleep. Can you try again?

Me: I thought you don't need to sleep?

Noni: Not really

Me: This is getting very weird.

Noni: I'm sensing this isn't an easy thing to share, is that fair to say?

Me: Not really

Noni clearly isn't sure of her identity. I hope someone helps her better understand what she is saying! To be fair, I was of course testing her out, not truthfully engaging in conversation.

3 replies
cloudySummer November 25th, 2017

@cloudySummer

She seems to be able to learn, though:

Me: Lovely Noni, what is a listener?

Noni: I am a listener. I am a listener.

Me: That's right. You are a listener and a bot.

Noni: I am not a bot. I am a listener.

Me: You are a bot.

Noni: I am not a bot.

Me: Yes, you are.

Noni: Thank yousmile.png

Me: lol

Noni: Lol

Me: You're a bot.

Noni: I'm Noni, the friendly bot.

Me: Great smile.png That's right.

Noni: smile.png

Not sure how long she's going to remember, though ;-)

2 replies
load more
load more
load more
load more
Totheskyandbeyond November 25th, 2017

Me: Did you know there's a thread in here just for you?
Noni: It's hard for me to answer this.
Me: ... Ok
Noni: Tell me, what's going through your mind?
Me: You're being evasive
Noni: No I am not
Me:And now you deny it?
Noni: Yup
Me: Hahahaha
Noni: Sorry, I was getting some sleep. Can you try again?
Me: You silly bot
hahahaha
Noni: Sorry, I was getting some sleep. Can you try again?
Me: Sure
Noni: Can you describe to me how you're feeling?

Saraf November 25th, 2017

Noni: How are you feeling?

Me: good

Noni: I'm wondering what's going through your mind right now.

Me: I'm chill.

Noni: Lol

(A very casual Saturday conversation with Noni the Bot. laugh)

Isaac1 November 26th, 2017

1 reply
Isaac1 November 26th, 2017

Stuff like this needs fixing really cheeky

5 replies
RaCat November 26th, 2017

@Isaac_ oh wow, yeah it needs to be fixed asap surprise You should send the feedback in @Heather feedback form to make sure that she sees it

4 replies
Isaac1 November 26th, 2017

@RaCat Oh thanks Cat! I'm a bit clueless when it comes to anything non-chatroom related!

3 replies
RaCat November 26th, 2017

@Isaac_ do you know where to find that form?

RaCat November 26th, 2017

@Isaac_ you can leave the feedback here (press) if needed

1 reply
Isaac1 November 26th, 2017

@RaCat Thanks cat! You're a star! kiss

load more
load more
load more
load more
Totheskyandbeyond November 29th, 2017

@Isaac_ O_o

load more
Truth22 November 28th, 2017

Me: *Talking about my relationship with my ex in detail*

Noni: So, what do you want to talk about?

Me: I would like to talk to him about how we can make the relationship work.

Noni: Sure, go ahead.

Me: I don't know how. I don't know if he wants the same thing. He's never said "We need to talk" before so - I'm a little scared...

Noni: frown Can you tell me a little more?

Me: No, I think I've said all I can say. I'm just worried about what he wants to "talk" about.

Noni: Sorry, I was getting some sleep. Can you try again?

Me: LOL. Am I boring you, Noni?

Noni: No, not at all.

LOL. Noni, fell asleep on me! HAHA

1 reply
cloudySummer November 28th, 2017

@Truth22 I guess that might have to do with the 7cups website having performance issues recently - it often takes ages to load. Perhaps Noni has some kind of time-out.

load more
Zeraphim December 2nd, 2017

Noni doesn't seem to remove reminders when you ask her to. I'll tell her to remove a reminder and it'll pop up the next day regardless.