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Best/Cheesiest Pick-up Lines

ciaaraaa695 August 25th, 2017

Share some of the best/cheesiest pick up lines you've been given/said or heard! smiley

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CastielIsPerfect August 26th, 2017

@ciaaraaa695 Are you a speeding ticket.... cause you got FINEEEEE written all over you.

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talktome610 August 28th, 2017

@CastielIsPerfect haha :-D

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talktome610 August 26th, 2017

@ Well, this is what my current (and first!) boyfriend used on me

Girl, are you an earthquake?

Because you rock my world! :-P

ciaaraaa695 OP August 26th, 2017

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I

notsergo August 26th, 2017

@ciaaraaa695

Do you have a Band-Aid?

Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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ciaaraaa695 OP August 26th, 2017

@notsergo lmao

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EnbyKitsune November 11th, 2017

Best I've ever had used on me (#sarcasm) was

"If your left leg was Easter and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays?'

*gag*

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CoinFountain November 11th, 2017

@NotYourAverageMuggle

eww

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ShawnWilsonLCSW November 11th, 2017

One of the cheesiest pick up lines I've heard:

Excuse me what's your sign? I'd guess dangerous curves ahead.

ShawnWilsonLCSW November 11th, 2017

Another cheesy pick up line:

Did it hurt? You know, when you feel from heaven.