@meowcat1216
I feel that so hard I've turned into petrified wood and will now be spending eternity avoiding nerdy hipsters who want to turn a profit to maintain their organic, free range coffee habit by glueing googly eyes on my branch and selling me on their Etsy account as 'found objects artisanal OOAK paperweight'.
Hey, how about a coffee habit? I mean lol hobby? There's so many cool ways to make coffee now and even though it might take about ten years to brew a cup with some of the Frankenstien's lab setups they have now, there are a lot of perks to it!
One, coffee is delicious and nutritious... it had many health benefits, there's nothing quite like the first sip and the decaffeination process makes drinking decaf not a heinous crime.
Two, it can help others by providing jobs and opportunities for people and bringing community together.
Three, it keeps that necessary evil 'the police' fueled (And goes well with donuts of course.)
And four, you can become a nerdy hipster and use me as a paperweight. It's win/win!
I'm literally drinking coffee right now and have been spending a lot of time watching YouTube shorts about coffee sooooo I think we know what just happened