@genericbeing If you don’t have a rock collection you could make Coal-a-Cola 😂
@PineTreeTree Now with 35% more warm tar in every sip! (1950's announcer voice)
@genericbeing 😂😂😂
This just in: Santa to comply with Paris climate agreement
This year, Santa Claus will be opting out of the centuries-old tradition of gifting lumps of coal to naughty kids, instead gently placing solar panels under the tree.
"Solar panels are more sustainable and equally as disappointing as coal," said Claus. "This year I want to send a clear message about climate change. As a resident of the North Pole, I have firsthand experience with the global environmental crisis. My home is melting."
@PineTreeTree Perefect! When the north poles melts we can float giant solar panels to suck in more warmth and energy and accelerate things! (In all honesty I heard recently that supposedly if we were to paint huge area of useless desert white it would reflect the sun and theoretically act as 'snow' and reduce heating.)
@genericbeing except there probably isn’t such a thing as useless desert…lots of life in deserts. But I have an idea. Space is cold so we just need some giant solar powered fan satellites to cool the earth … but that will probably heat up space and we’ll have have intergalactic universal warming. Then if we fix that we may face multi-dimensional parallel universal intergalactic warming. And if that happens we’re all just space toast 🥵🤣
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This is hilarious.
@koulentis Yup yup
Lately, I have gotten into making sun catchers out of plastic soda or water bottles. So my mom bought a bunch of bottled soda, emptied the bottles and gave them to me for Christmas. They were my second favorite present.
@windchimes1991 If you need empty bottles I could probably get you a few thousand, not sure how I'd stuff them in an envelope tho
@genericbeing Every year I give a bunch of Halloween items or Thanksgiving for gifts, for one they're on deep discount, and also people seem to like them. Like everyone gives Christmas on Christmas, it gets a little stale, people seem to light up when you give them a pumpkin candle or a cool ghost plate set or a Turkey oven mitt.
The weirdest gift I’ve ever gotten? A jar of “genuine” air from a specific mountain. Yep, someone literally bottled air from a mountain and gave it to me as a gift. I was like, “Do I breathe it? Is it… rare?!” At least I now know that “fresh mountain air” can come in a jar! 😂
And by the way, your memes are seriously next level. Every time I see one of your posts, I’m either laughing out loud or asking myself, “Why didn’t I think of that?!” Keep ‘em coming – they’re the best!❤️❤️🙌
The weirdest gift I’ve ever gotten? A jar of “genuine” air from a specific mountain. Yep, someone literally bottled air from a mountain and gave it to me as a gift. I was like, “Do I breathe it? Is it… rare?!” At least I now know that “fresh mountain air” can come in a jar! 😂
And by the way, your memes are seriously next level. Every time I see one of your posts, I’m either laughing out loud or asking myself, “Why didn’t I think of that?!” Keep ‘em coming – they’re the best!❤️❤️❤️
I collect rocks so your joke was very funny and meaningful to me.
Answering your question: I changed my mother's Kindle battery (struggling with 13 tiny screws), which was dying and lasted for just a few hours and had to be charged every day. She spends half her day reading ebooks. Now the battery indicator has barely moved after many hours of reading. I hope it gets back to Kindle standards of lasting for a couple of weeks of daily reading.
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With respect to the family members who gifted me them, argyle-patterned sweaters. Was a few years back but I’m usually amused finding them in my closet. I keep thinking every time that I donated them already lol!
I got an massi autographed show ♥️