Hospital Stories for @Tinywhisper11

@Tinywhisper11 My dear bestie, I hope you feel better soon. Keeping you, in my thoughts and prayers.

I really do not have a funny story, that I can remember from, my childhood, sorry.

I hope this makes you laugh however:

@Tinywhisper11

I've been squirreling away some comic jokes, now I know why v

Here's a weird little poem I wrote about a while ago (I never showed it to anyone)

Angelic

ByGenericBeing

Two angels one black and one white
Appeared from a fog in the cold dead night
A sable, a snow, a wicked and charitable
Truthful, dishonest, both easily veritable

Came to a person in grey of indecision
Like deplorable and holy, both lovely vision
Why whatever could be wrong?
Sold solace in fresh song

I need to decide; one choice is right the other is lie
The one the other, regardless is to try

The one in black whispered such tales
The one in white warned of such fails

The grey, wondering ever unsettled
Rested hard and spirit so nettled
One must finally come to pass
That decision as fragile as glass

I can choose the white
I can choose the black
The truth in the right
The lure of the brack

(Its about making a choice, like when there's a little devil or angel on your shoulder telling you what to do - yeah I'm weird lol)

Oh here's a simple story about me. This one time I was sneaking into a fireworks show/concert near where I live. It wasn't costly to get it but a lot of people were sneaking in because it was very easy to do so and i was a troublemaker back then. I was about 20ish. Anyway, so there's this train track separating the firework show from the area where people who didn't pay have to stay. A train was coming and the show was about to start so a few people made a run to cross before the train, I did too, in fact I was the last person to cross. Well two policemen ran to the area to stop people sneaking in. Seeing them coming towards me, knowing I might be busted, I ran faster and went to jump the small orange fence (4 feet high) which was to keep people out. I jumped it blindly as I was pursued. I didn't know there was a four foot deep trench on the other side of this fence. So having leapt up 4 feet I now fell down 4 more feet. I fell a total of 8 feet down. The cops laughed, and I was in shock but amazingly perfectly fine. The massive crowd around me was mostly frightened for me. (I barely outran a train, jumped a high wall, fell up to my neck in a deep ditch because I went into a crouch when I fell) After that the police let me go because they were deeply impressed I'd gone through such apparent lengths to evade $5's (Plus they never would've caught me anyway). It was a bit embarrassing but pretty funny later thinking about it. Oh and to top it off, my friend and I snuck over this hill (Trying to get closer to the fireworks) not knowing we basically had walked into the red-zone where the fireworks were being set off. At first it was awesome, the fireworks suddenly fired from less than 10 feet away, then it was a bit scary because actually pieces of burning debris starting falling on us, then cool again. In the end it was super worth it. It had been very dangerous but I've never had that cool of a view of fireworks since nor probably ever will again.

Oh one fun fact, before I was paralyzed with anxiety I was the exact opposite of fearful in every-way, I used to be wildly-daring so I have a whole ton of wild and crazy stories like that. And they are all true.

Well that's basically all I could think of for now. (Yes I'm weird) So I'll leave you with this one piece of valuable advice. v

"You can tune a piano, but you cannot tune-a-fish." - Confucius or Winston Churchill or somebody... Idk...

That's a real nice idea, I'm gonna share my story a lot quicker than intended now 😁

As promised my story is up. As best I could because of the bots and certain words was quite difficult. And it's not a happy story so be prepared for that too.

@jesusredeemedme2425 thanks for sharing this post

@Tinywhisper11 Anne the Banane here for you! I'm sending the best healing beams for you

I hope this is a funny story:
When I was a kid, I had a fish tank.
I don't remember how, but the fish tank broke (I think I accidentally dropped something heavy in it?)
When it broke, the water all gushed out, down the wall, and water ran into an electrical outlet on the wall. 
Apparently you aren't supposed to pour water into an electrical outlet, because apparently when you do, the outlet starts sparking and zapping and making all sorts of scary noises. 
My mom called the fire department and they came over with a firetruck, lights and sirens and everything. 
The fire fighters came in and stood there looking at the sparking and zapping outlet. 
Hmmm. 
We were all just standing there looking at the outlet. 
The firefighters couldn't exactly spray more water on the outlet, so they just watched it for .... forever, it seemed... until it stopped sparking and zapping. 
Then they left and told me not to break any more fish tanks. 
😳

I was in hospital month ago as well. For one night, because I had epileptic seizure while I was driving home from grocery store on my bike. So, I crashed and hurt myself pretty bad. Neighbour girl called ambulance while I was laying on the ground. I hope your are doing good. 😊

Story joke.

A man celebrated his 50th birthday a month ago. His wife goes to him and says. “You know now that you’re older you really need up make sure you’re keeping up with your health and regular checkups, and don’t forget your prostate. Finding things early can save your life.”

A week later the man sees his regular doctor and tells him his wife was on him about getting exams done and nervously mentions the prostrate issue. The doc confirms that yes it’s something that should be checked regularly. The man gets nervous he wasn’t ready for a prostate exam today. The doc tells him not to worry and that he will refer him to a specialist. Relieved the man leaves the office and makes an appointment with the specialist.

The day comes for the appointment with the specialist. The man goes to the office. It was in a really nice part of town. He goes in and nervously waits. They call him back and go through the steps of how the exam will be done. Now he’s really nervous. The doc reassured him he will be mildly sedated. the doc and his tech have him get ready. As he’s getting ready he looks out of the window of the office and notices the office backs a golf course. The doc and a tech come in and give him an injection for mild sedation for the procedure.

The man isn’t asleep but becomes very relaxed and can still talk they have him lie face down and he faces out the window. He says to the doc”well at least I get to look at this nice golf course for this exam.” The doc says “ yeah it’s a nice setting for a procedure like this and should help you relax,”. The man says to the doc “So once you go in, do you call that a hole in one?” The doc laughs and replies back “yeah, no pars on this course.”

okay, well, i have two stories, one is my fault, one is sort of my failt

so, when i was at the airport with my family, we get to security, and at security you have to take off bags and metal items and all sort of things

i took everything necessary off, and went through the scanner, which then proceeded to go off

they pull me to the side to pat me down and check my passport, the lady asks me, „how old are you?”

now, i have a bad memory, and freeze under pressure, so all of a sudden, everything flew out of my mind, like crickets chirping

she’s waiting for me to respond while i’m just going „ummmmmmmmm…” and staring into space

when i finally do i respond, i go „12..?”

lmao the dirty look i got from her and then the one she shot on my parents was awful, because bear in mind, i did not look 12 haha

second story!

soo, i have this condition called PoTS, and it means that standing up quickly, dehydration, caffeine, heat or a number of things, can make me dizzy or lose consciousness temporarily

and one summer day in school, i was sitting in art

you know, i really should have brought a bottle, but obviously i didn’t, because why would i make my life easier lol

i was swinging on my chair, like the way that if a teacher sees you doing it they’ll immediately tell you that one story about how a kid in their class cracked their head open doing that

i didn’t drink any water the whole day and it was really hot, as well as that i had coffee in the morning

and while i was swinging on my chair, everything just went black, and when it came back, i was on the ground, with my chair next to me, and thankfully not many people looking at me because the class was loud

at least until my friend screamed „oh my days, are you okay?!” from across the class at me, while i was on the ground

EVERYONE, and i mean everyone, immediately looked at me while i sheepishly got up and said „i’m fine”

moral of the story, don’t have PoTS

lmao, just kidding, drink water yall!

@Tinywhisper11 sending u hugs and ice-cream for fast recovery ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 🍨🍨🍨🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦