🎅🎅🎅 finish the xmas sentence, question 1 🌲🌲
Santa's diet has failed. He now weighs more than he started, and can no longer squeeze into ..........??
@Tinywhisper11 does the word have to be Christmas-themed? I'm thinking chimney… but that’s kinda cliche…
@LoveMyMoonflowers nope! That's a great answer😁 so far your winning ❤😁
@Tinywhisper11 Yayyyyy!!!
@Tinywhisper11 the toilet stall
@slowdecline48 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 the black friday sale where pies are 50% off
@crimsonPapaya7218 😂😂😂😂😂😂 half price pies😂😂😂😂 what's santa getting for xmas?? Diabetes😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 heck yeaa
@crimsonPapaya7218 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 ho! Ho! Ho's
...the doorway of his own house.
Mrs. Claus doesn't want anything to do with his fat a**, either.
@slowdecline48 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm sure mrs claus still loves him in her own way
You think so?... When Santa Claus is at work, sometimes Mrs. Claus likes to go see Rudy--he's the brother of one of the elves in Santa's shop--for, well...I'll let you figure it out. But then, Mrs. Claus does always return before Santa goes back home. Who knows? Maybe she still loves him; maybe she doesn't wanna leave Santa because that would be too much trouble.... 🤷🏼♂️
@slowdecline48 why are your answers so cursed? 😭
@crimsonPapaya7218 um.. He's a bit 🤔🤔 um🤔🤔 special
😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 you both are! 😂♥️
@crimsonPapaya7218 😂 "cursed" is a nice way to describe them...
One reason is because I don't take life any more seriously than I absolutely have to. I do what I can when I can, always do a good job (or a great one when it's important enough), & do the right thing whenever it's clear to me. Beyond that, it's all an exercise in absurdity.