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πŸŽ…πŸŽ…πŸŽ… finish the xmas sentence, question 1 🌲🌲

User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 1 day ago

Santa'sΒ  diet has failed. He now weighs more than he started, and can no longer squeeze into ..........??

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@Tinywhisper11 does the word have to be Christmas-themed? I'm thinking chimney… but that’s kinda cliche… 

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Tinywhisper11 OP 1 day ago

@LoveMyMoonflowers nope! That's a great answer😁 so far your winning ❀😁

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@Tinywhisper11 Yayyyyy!!!Β 

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Tinywhisper11 OP 1 day ago

@Tinywhisper11 the toilet stall

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 21 hours ago

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Tinywhisper11 OP 12 hours ago

@slowdecline48 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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@Tinywhisper11 the black friday sale where pies are 50% off

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Tinywhisper11 OP 1 day ago

@crimsonPapaya7218 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ half price piesπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ what's santa getting for xmas?? DiabetesπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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@Tinywhisper11 heck yeaa

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Tinywhisper11 OP 23 hours ago

@crimsonPapaya7218 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Tinywhisper11 OP 1 day ago

@Tinywhisper11 ho! Ho! Ho's

User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 1 day ago

...the doorway of his own house.

Mrs. Claus doesn't want anything to do with his fat a**, either.

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Tinywhisper11 OP 23 hours ago

@slowdecline48 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I'm sure mrs claus still loves him in her own way

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slowdecline48 21 hours ago

You think so?... When Santa Claus is at work, sometimes Mrs. Claus likes to go see Rudy--he's the brother of one of the elves in Santa's shop--for, well...I'll let you figure it out. But then, Mrs. Claus does always return before Santa goes back home. Who knows? Maybe she still loves him; maybe she doesn't wanna leave Santa because that would be too much trouble.... πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ


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Tinywhisper11 OP 12 hours ago

@slowdecline48 wow! You should never be allowed to talk to children about santa and the North poleπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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slowdecline48 11 hours ago

I know...I'm a bad influence. 😎

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crimsonPapaya7218 2 hours ago

@slowdecline48 why are your answers so cursed? 😭

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