You have a secret mission.
Let’s pretend! You have a secret mission. You have only one day to Planet and Tree days to do it. You’ll have obstacles, popsicles and clowns to contend with. There might be sacrifice and heroism. There may be Bond girls and 007 types, or bad boys bad boys. So, what ya gonna do? What can you do? How will it all end?
You can tell the story of this secret mission from beginning to end, orrrrr you can tag someone to add their super story skills to what you started. There are no rules except to keep it fun. The winner will get a participation trophy just like everyone else. No, just kidding, the winner will get a full sized personal Starbucks store dropped in their back yard or a flock of 24 genuine egg laying chickens or two tickets to a personal guided tour of a Batteries Plus store. 🎉
I am so confused XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 That’s ok, all secret missions are confusing at first. You have to listen to recordings and look at pictures and then it’s all smoke in 30 seconds. Then you have to board a plane to Belgium or something like that. What secret spy gadgets did they supply you with at headquarters? 😂
@PineTreeTree ok so there's this notorious couple going around 😱 they've killed thousands of people and injured so many😰 it's my job as a school chef to catch theese murderous couple. It was a long hard few weeks, with many obstacles and eaten popsicles. But I set up a trap in the school canteen, and before they could poison their next victims, I caught sam and ella 😎
@Tinywhisper11 oh you must have been pooped after that 😂
@PineTreeTree yes yes I was 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@PineTreeTree mission- to save the world from the evil blanket man.... It started when the chicken was about to cross the road, but then I jumped in and caught a smurf... And that's how I saved xmas😁😎
@Tinywhisper11 Excellent 😂
@PineTreeTree 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@PineTreeTree ok so my mission is to go back in time and stop Hitler as a baby.... He never saw it coming, he was just shocked to see a baby with a knife launch at him. And the war never happened, the end 😎
@Tinywhisper11 you didn’t tell us about the getaway 😂
@PineTreeTree oh yeah! I went goo goo crawling back into the time machine and fled the scene
@Tinywhisper11 oh thank goodness they didn’t give you a car and a speed boat to get back 😂
@PineTreeTree 😂😂😂😂😂😂
You guys are weird. I love you. Hehe
@jesusredeemedme2425 With all due respect miss, we didn’t bring ferrets on our secret mission 😂 ❤️
Or did we???? o.O
@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@PineTreeTree You have all the eloquence and whimsy of Shakespeare Pine but having cut down to the fat of it, I'll take a crack: I'm 009, British, and my nemesis is the shadow agency Specter. Specifically Specter has decided to unleash a new-age digital AI called operation Dark Light. Operation Dark Light is organized by a Czech super business man named Mathias Malecek who's specialty is arrogance, with a penchant for coding. He tricks the worlds governments into utilizing the Dark Light AI as a form of digital stockmarketing but instead it sends its shadowy tentacles deep into the root work for all the worlds major banking and financial systems. Mathias is planning to then topple and control world governments by holding global financing hostage. His chief "hatchet-man" or in this case "hatchet-woman" is a ultra loyal Finnish woman named Sade Seppala also known as "Bones". She has a full face skeletal tattoo, is proficient in hatchet throwing, and is innately beautiful and as frosty as she is lethal. As 009 I'll discover their plot, make allies with an atypical hacker bond girl, with some comically lurid name, and spoil their plans with a vodka and lime drink. I'll be debonair, look suave, seduce, kill, and generally fit the classic bond look while being my own unique character. Oh and you cannot forget the standard explosive ending, perhaps with a submarine firing a last minute tomhawk missile into the servers of the Dark Light super computer. Sunglasses on, the names Being-Generic Being *Cue bond music*.
@genericbeing can I be the bond girl?? I need a ludicrous name🤔🤔🤔 misses perrywinkle ❤😁
@genericbeing As usual 009 you’ve overachieved! You make all the other contestants look like jokers in clown suits at a bad Batman comic con in a mediocre city at the wrong time. You’ll be awarded the grand prize, the personal Starbucks store as long as we can verify your mission report hasn’t been plagiarized. Report analysis is performed by our super talented consultant Mayo from Tiny Co. Inc. Ltd. LLC. Congratulations 🎉
@PineTreeTree What can I say, I really wanted my own business so I tapped into my professional writer thing, and I especially like those Jokers being in the wrong city. Imagine a hundred Joker cosplayers wandering around ad libbing lines at the wrong place lol.