You have a secret mission.

I am so confused XD

@PineTreeTree ok so there's this notorious couple going around 😱 they've killed thousands of people and injured so many😰 it's my job as a school chef to catch theese murderous couple. It was a long hard few weeks, with many obstacles and eaten popsicles. But I set up a trap in the school canteen, and before they could poison their next victims, I caught sam and ella 😎

@PineTreeTree mission- to save the world from the evil blanket man.... It started when the chicken was about to cross the road, but then I jumped in and caught a smurf... And that's how I saved xmas😁😎

@PineTreeTree ok so my mission is to go back in time and stop Hitler as a baby.... He never saw it coming, he was just shocked to see a baby with a knife launch at him. And the war never happened, the end 😎

@PineTreeTree You have all the eloquence and whimsy of Shakespeare Pine but having cut down to the fat of it, I'll take a crack: I'm 009, British, and my nemesis is the shadow agency Specter. Specifically Specter has decided to unleash a new-age digital AI called operation Dark Light. Operation Dark Light is organized by a Czech super business man named Mathias Malecek who's specialty is arrogance, with a penchant for coding. He tricks the worlds governments into utilizing the Dark Light AI as a form of digital stockmarketing but instead it sends its shadowy tentacles deep into the root work for all the worlds major banking and financial systems. Mathias is planning to then topple and control world governments by holding global financing hostage. His chief "hatchet-man" or in this case "hatchet-woman" is a ultra loyal Finnish woman named Sade Seppala also known as "Bones". She has a full face skeletal tattoo, is proficient in hatchet throwing, and is innately beautiful and as frosty as she is lethal. As 009 I'll discover their plot, make allies with an atypical hacker bond girl, with some comically lurid name, and spoil their plans with a vodka and lime drink. I'll be debonair, look suave, seduce, kill, and generally fit the classic bond look while being my own unique character. Oh and you cannot forget the standard explosive ending, perhaps with a submarine firing a last minute tomhawk missile into the servers of the Dark Light super computer. Sunglasses on, the names Being-Generic Being *Cue bond music*.