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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 December 14th

I just lost a bid for dancer and prancer on eBayπŸ™πŸ˜₯ they were just two damn! DeerπŸ™

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Got any xmas jokes you want to share?????

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Tinywhisper11 OP Wednesday

@Tinywhisper11 I love the winter weather ❀ people don't notice my dandruff so much😁😁

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Tinywhisper11 OP Wednesday

@Tinywhisper11 warm and liquid in winter.. Cold and dry in summer

Yep! That's boogers for you

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Tinywhisper11 OP Wednesday

@Tinywhisper11 today's tip.... Do not catch snowflakes on your tounge, until all the birds have flown South for winter

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Tinywhisper11 OP Wednesday

@Tinywhisper11 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I'm like humpty dumpty, I crack myself upπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 Wednesday

@Tinywhisper11 I was gonna send a girl over to a friend's house to sing him a Christmas carol-type song, but it cost too much to arrange. I swear, inflation has affected everything!...can't even pay for a hot blonde to jump out of a cake & sing a song while wearing almost nothing. 😒

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Tinywhisper11 OP Wednesday

@slowdecline48 I'll do itπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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slowdecline48 Wednesday

Oh?...I didn't know you could jump or sing. This ought to be interesting. πŸ˜†πŸ˜

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Tinywhisper11 OP Thursday

@slowdecline48 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Tinywhisper11 OP 1 day ago

@Tinywhisper11 what's black, white and blue???

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Tinywhisper11 OP 22 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 a frozen zebraπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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