Xmas jokes🎅🎅😂😂
I just lost a bid for dancer and prancer on eBay🙁😥 they were just two damn! Deer🙁
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Got any xmas jokes you want to share?????
@Tinywhisper11 guess what everyone!!! @mytwistedsoul decorated his tree with tampons for the festive period😮😮😮😮
@Tinywhisper11 Too bad they only seem to come in one color 😬
@mytwistedsoul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 I dated a Eskimo once😎 but one freezing cold night.. I broke it off🙁..... Oops!
@Tinywhisper11 I saw frosty going through the carrots at the grocery store.... He was picking his nose😮😮😮😮
@Tinywhisper11 Cute 😁
@Tinywhisper11 ohhh nooo! I got frost bite🙁 stupid frozen zombies
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@Tinywhisper11 What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
@mytwistedsoul 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
@Tinywhisper11 cross-mouse cards! 😁
@mytwistedsoul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?
@mytwistedsoul 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
@Tinywhisper11 Their balls are just ornamental😂
@mytwistedsoul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂ohhh dear😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 I was hoping it wasn't too crude tbh 😅
@mytwistedsoul it's fine😂😂😂😂😂😂 hopefully No one will read it😂😂😂😂
Heyyy! Everyone read souls joke😏
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
@mytwistedsoul I knnowwwww this one😁😁😁😁 nothing! It was on the house😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
@Tinywhisper11 gobbles the turkey has passed away😥 his funeral is on December 25th your all invited please bring beer
@Tinywhisper11 It was the green bean casserole that did him in. I betcha 😳
@mytwistedsoul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 probably 😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Knock knock
@mytwistedsoul who is there????
@Tinywhisper11 Norma Lee
@mytwistedsoul norma lee who??
@Tinywhisper11 Norma Lee we have ham 😁😂😂😂
@mytwistedsoul
@Tinywhisper11 knock knock!
@Tinywhisper11 who's there?
@mytwistedsoul I eat map
@Tinywhisper11 I eat map who?
@mytwistedsoul ewwww gross you eat ma'pwho😝😝😝😝
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@Tinywhisper11 😳 oh yuck! 😝😂😂
@mytwistedsoul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11
🎶 feliz navi, feliz navi,
Feliz navi 💃💃💃💃💃💃
*sorry I don't have a dad*
@Tinywhisper11 🙁 do you know how many turkeys are eaten this time of year!?!?🙁 now I feel bad, so I'm gonna release thousands of turkeys back into the wild😁 as soon as I defrosted them