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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 December 14th

I just lost a bid for dancer and prancer on eBay๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ฅ they were just two damn! Deer๐Ÿ™

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Got any xmas jokes you want to share?????

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 14th

@Tinywhisper11 I got 2 front teeth as a early xmas present๐Ÿ˜ I have no idea who they belong to thoughย ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 14th

@Tinywhisper11 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 14th

@Tinywhisper11 to all those people that received a book from me as your Xmas present. Please note they are due back at the library on xmas eve.. Thankyou

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 14th

@Tinywhisper11 I live in a carehome, and I'm sure everyone here hates xmas๐Ÿ™ everytime I wish someone a merry Christmas they get so angry๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ it doesn't seem to matter if I greet them over or under the toilet door๐Ÿ˜ฅ

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 14th

@Tinywhisper11 do you know why people write xmas??

It'sย  Cause they don't know how to spell christmers

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BlueDarkAurora December 14th

@Tinywhisper11 ha no way :O it's so easy to spell Critmashs *-*

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 14th

@BlueDarkAurora ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ yep so easy๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 Wednesday

@Tinywhisper11 "Christmas" is a word for people who can't spell Chanukkah. โœก๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜

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User Profile: crimsonPapaya7218
crimsonPapaya7218 December 14th

@Tinywhisper11 y'all might wanna hold tight for this one.

Tw// hilarious joke upfrontย 

Why does Father Christmas have such a big sack?


He only comes once a year...
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Tinywhisper11 OP December 14th

@crimsonPapaya7218 ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚awsome๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 14th

@Tinywhisper11 merry drunk, I'm xmas๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 15th

@Tinywhisper11 I'm going to see the nutcracker on Saturday๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ my partners mum... Not the play

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 15th

@Tinywhisper11 I wanted to get my friends daughter a present for xmas, her mum said she loved frozen... So I bought her a bag of peas๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ I hope she likes it๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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akunknown December 15th

@Tinywhisper11

โ€œGravely bells gravely bells. Cemeteries all the way. Oh thank God theyโ€™re finally gone. Itโ€™s sooo about time. YAY!โ€ย 

Not really a joke. Sorry. Having two unhappy nights thanks to my toxic fam members. Iโ€™m typically more happier and upbeat and all that.ย 

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 15th

@akunknown it's ok sweetie, we can't all be as funny as me๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โค

User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 Wednesday

@akunknown You could always arrange for a couple unfortunate accidents... *grinning, rubbing hands together*

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 15th

@Tinywhisper11 I really want to get on Santa's nice list this year ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” does being good at being naughty count as being good??

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 Wednesday

Yes. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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