What would be the worst thing that could happen in a date??

@Tinywhisper11 my date to go and use the restroom, then comes out, finds a member of  staff and this conversation takes place. ..

Date "excuse me miss there is no toilet paper in the restroom, can I please have some?"

Staff member * yells on the top of her voice* "OMG! Are you serious!!!" 

date " ok ok no need to make a scene" 

Then my date waddles back into the restroom with his trousers and underwear around his ankles

Me turns red with embarrassment.. Date over

@Tinywhisper11 😂 😂 😂  you seriously need to prescreen your dates better Tiny 

@PineTreeTree 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Date FARTS LIKE A HIPPO and then runs away laughing maniacally XD

@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

*date over* 

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That’s absolutely something you would do hehe

@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jesusredeemedme2425 See, I can do that. But if I did on a date, I'd just say "Sorry, I have mutant intestines. *whispering* Don't tell anyone from the UN about it--I'm a walking violation of the Geneva Convention rules."

Date invites me to her flat earthers meetup group. OVER!

@PineTreeTree 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

*date over*

@Tinywhisper11 Maybe finding out they were gay or something lol. Oh i've been really sick lately so I haven't had the strength to message much, sorry.

@genericbeing hope you feel better soon

@PineTreeTree Thank you :)

@genericbeing yep finding out their gay

*date over* 😂😂😂😂

me too🙁 I've hardly been here for a couple of days, I think I'm coming down with a cold or something😥 hugs you tightly ❤ I hope you feel better soon ❤

@Tinywhisper11 I have a fever, chills, a cold, a sore throat, its like mini covid. I hope you get better. :)

@genericbeing ohhhh! You should ring your doctor *pulls worried face*

@Tinywhisper11 I'll be okay, thanks for the concern Tiny :)

@genericbeing ❤❤

@Tinywhisper11 oh no! Get well soon Tiny!

@PineTreeTree thanks pine hugs you  tightly,😁 now you got tiny germs😁😁

@Tinywhisper11 (*cough*) 😂

@Tinywhisper11 if they admit to owning 50 cats

@Tinywhisper11 uggg that’s at least 48 too many. Date over!

@PineTreeTree Ditto. For me it would be 49 cats too many. Her house would be a biohazard.

@PineTreeTree 😂😂😂😂😂

For me, it would be something like this: my date has one drink too much but neither of us know it right away. In the middle of it, maybe after a great dinner, the night is still young... We move in close to each other. My arms go around her; hers go around me. We're both in the mood for a little action. I go for the kiss--

Her stomach goes haywire. She projectile-vomits.

@slowdecline48 ewwwwwww😝😝

*date over*

@Tinywhisper11 My shirt would be over, too... 🤮 🤦🏼‍♂️

@slowdecline48 ewwww! Yeah then shower 50 times. That should be enough😂😂😂😂😂

My date shows up with blue hair, horn-rimmed glasses, an RBF* & opens the convo with "I just got here after attending a lecture about the patriarchal nature of blue jeans. As usual, Professor Radcliffe was amazing" in a nasal tone with a West Coast accent. Yeah...date over.

*RBF = acronym for Resting B***h Face

@slowdecline48 😂😂😂😂😂😂

*date over* 

My date shows up with a keffiyeh draped around her neck, an angry attitude & carrying a protest sign...that would be horrible. Automatic date over.

@slowdecline48 😂😂😂😂

@Tinywhisper11

Had to google that.

The keffiyeh or kufiyyeh (Arabic: كُوفِيَّة, romanized: kūfiyya, lit. 'coif'), also known in Arabic as a hattah (حَطَّة, ḥaṭṭa), is a traditional headdress worn by men from parts of the Middle East. It is fashioned from a square scarf, and is usually made of cotton.

@jesusredeemedme2425 In the US & other western countries, that's just part of the definition. Am not gonna explain any further because political stuff.

@jesusredeemedme2425 ohhhhh. I didn't understand what he meant either ❤

My date flips the little silver cross out from under her shirt & cheerfully invites me to her "Bible study" group.* Sorry, babe...date over. You might be a nice girl, but you're not gonna hijack my brain.

*I've had bad experiences with Bible study groups. Plus nothing that happens in them qualifies as "studying", at least not any kind that I recognize as such.

@slowdecline48 you really need to start picking different women😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 *date over*

@Tinywhisper11 😂 This is why I'm still a bachelor...

@slowdecline48

Welp, you wouldn't like me then. XD