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Traffic challenge

User Profile: PineTreeTree
PineTreeTree January 11th

You’re at Simtron 5000 Simulator Amusement Park. They have the ability to put you in a totally realistic simulated reality. All you’re told is that you have to stop and or direct traffic because of some emergency that will be presented in the simulator. Things you may use: You’re given a toddler, basketball, traffic cones, a blender, glow sticks and a bullhorn. 

Someone in the 7 Cups community (*ahem* @Tinywhisper11) must come up with the traffic situation and another person must use any or all items in the list to avert disaster. The more items you use, the greater your score.1


1. Scoring is done by Mayo LLC in strict adherence to the Mayo scoring standard which is probably totally arbitrary. All scoring complaints should be addressed to @Tinywhisper11


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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 January 12th

@PineTreeTree 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 your amazing, and mayo is ready😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ok so the traffic issue all started because of a giant naked moles issue😱 just one look is enough to turn you inside out😱 everyone is in a huge hurry to leave Manhattan.... Whoever hears this news update please please, for the love of santa, get in your cars and leave very very quickly........ And that's how it all started😮😮😮😮

User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 January 12th

@PineTreeTree ok how do I direct the traffic from this huge naked mole rat issue🤔🤔🤔

Firstly I sit in the middle of the road, throws the toddler, basket balls, traffic cones and bullhorn at the traffic on the left (I'm sorry lefties, but your all left for dead) allowing the right side to all get out safely😁 then I put my toast in the blender *sips toast* light the glow sticks all around my wheelchair so when people look directly at it they are blinded, causing them to crash so I can get through and out safely😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 January 12th

@Tinywhisper11 mayo said I score 386 points 😁 yaaaaay

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User Profile: PineTreeTree
PineTreeTree OP January 12th

@Tinywhisper11 Ah mayo’s typically biased scoring I see 😂 

Well done Tiny. Very good use of all your tools for this game scenario. Maybe other players will be more carful with the toddler perhaps 😂

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User Profile: PiecesOfWhoeverIWas
PiecesOfWhoeverIWas January 18th

@PineTreeTree Hm. First I would set the toddler in a safe place with the basketball to keep them distracted. Then I’d set up the traffic cones with the glow sticks in them to keep people’s eyes focused away from the blinding mole rat. I’d use the bullhorn at the rat to keep it away from stepping on cars. The blender would be used to make myself a margarita after all my hard work. 

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User Profile: PineTreeTree
PineTreeTree OP January 18th

@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas 1000 points! You ensured toddler safety and made excellent use of the blender and most importantly didn’t start drinking the margaritas until after 😂

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 January 18th

@PineTreeTree oh no I'm loosing

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User Profile: PiecesOfWhoeverIWas
PiecesOfWhoeverIWas January 20th

@Tinywhisper11 Oh dang, don’t do anything to get revenge! Quick, here’s some ice cream!

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 January 20th

@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas ok thankyou ❤ nom 😩😩😩 nom😩 nom😟 I think I'm ok now 😥

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 January 18th

@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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