By order of the court (2957)
It’s the year 2957 and Joe (his name’s not Joe, but we’ll call him Joe) is sentenced by the court for his terrible crime. They suspend his imagination for 5 years but no jail time or probation. Joe returns home and feels lucky to be a free man, but he has an uneasy feeling. He can’t imagine what the next 5 years of his life will look like.
Did the court let Joe off too easy? What will his life look like?
Prizes will be awarded for the most imaginative answers 😂
@PineTreeTree wait I am confused (which I realise, is a rare occurance😁) but so joe is a free man for five years before his sentence starts?? Is that right??
@Tinywhisper11 No, Maybe my writing was not great. They sentenced him to 5 years of having zero imagination.
@Tinywhisper11 It’s a weird sentence but not uncommon in the year 2957 😂
With the help of inmates Joe builds an intelligence chip on his brain that has imagination feature so that he gets the bail. Well in 1957 prisoners made alcohol out of rotten fruits. In 2957 they are way more advanced. Prisoners are always creative and they have methods. Anyways Joe gets the law of justice or he breaks the prison.
@freshman12 No brain chips! That’s cheating! … well Joe is a convict so I guess he could cheat despite the rules. Your answer has been accepted into the contest 😄
Alright I'll make it fair. He asked the inmate for an idea and the inmate made the chip for him. I swear he didn't imagine anything 😄
@freshman12 better, but isn’t asking the other inmate for an idea imagining that the other inmate might have an idea? 😂😂😂
Okay the inmate saw the brainless joe and felt sorry for him made the whole plan (of course not too saint bullied him first). Joe just said yes yes yes yes to everything that's it he didn't have any ability to think 😄
@freshman12 I’m imagining Joe had a little more of a brain than you gave him credit for but you are the current champion with 500 points.
Oh okay well so I was right in the beginning about joe. 1000 points for me 😁
@freshman12 You can’t award yourself points. 100 point penalty, you now have 600 points. 😂
@PineTreeTree interesting side note, this game had me Google for any psychological conditions where people have no imagination. I discovered I fall into a spectrum of not being able to see pictures in my imagination called hypophantasia. 😩
Article on the condition — https://myacare.com/blog/struggling-to-see-things-using-your-imagination-aphantasia-explained#:~:text=IQ%20and%20Emotional%20Control%3A%20The,scary%20story%20or%20provocative%20literature.
That is one horrible condition to have
@freshman12 not really since I didn’t know I had it
Oh okay you have it hmmm I have no idea how it feels
@PineTreeTree 🙁 ohhh! That really sucks🙁
@Tinywhisper11 I’m not sure if it sucks. I didn’t know I had it till just now. Maybe it’s a disguised super power 😂
@PineTreeTree 🤔🤔🤔🤔 no! It just sucks. 😂😂
@PineTreeTree 😂 ok this is tricky. I think the sentencing was fair.
How went home to his mummy and confessed everything to her, including how he scanned £9400000 out of people. His mum was impressed, and cleared out her freezer, then stuck Joe in it. She found the money Joe had Hidden, and bought a mansion in Miami, far away from where they currently lived. She moved into the mansion taking the freezer with her. 5 years passed, and mummy defrosted her son. Joe woke up from his 5 year nap. And Joe and his mum lived happily ever after ❤😁
@Tinywhisper11 Mayo gives you 5 points for tangential creativity. The point wasn’t to put Joe in suspended animation but to suspend his imagination. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@PineTreeTree 😁😁 yes I did both😁😁 I should get extra points😁😁
@Tinywhisper11 you’re right as always Tiny sweet pea, 5280 additional points for a total of …. Um… 5285 points. 😄
@PineTreeTree yaaaaay😁😁😁 I see your new calculator is coming in handy😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 I know. You were hoping for 5318008 points tho weren’t you. 😂
@PineTreeTree 😍😍😍 b@@bies😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
