I ain't signing the sale agreement unless I can hire whoever I want for the raking! You're discriminating against disabled customers, because as someone with balance issues I cannot rake any leaves. Or do any normal cleaning, for that matter. Yep, I need support staff. Once a week will do. I will of course apply for support from the national health service for this. 😎
@slowdecline48 Well the house is free except for the raking agreement (I can't believe i was spelling raking - racking this whole time, but a nervous breakdown will do that too you) but honestly i just enjoy making jokes. Rake it however you'd like.
Really? I thought it cost something...I was prepared to give you two bits for the house. Or a sack of gold bars, or my neighbor's wife...(I'm not married, so I can't trade a wife for anything)...
