Seeking distraction.

Let's trade interesting stories from back in the day.

When I was like 13 we loved out in the desert. For some reason there were a bunch of fish farms. I go stay the weekend at my buddies house. Theres like 5 of us just doing kid stuff. We go by the water and see this miles long lil aqueduct. Only like a foot or two deep but steady current. So we decide to lay flat and float. We got pretty good speed. Went for like a mile. It was a blast. I step out and everyone starts laughing. I was so confused. What was so funny. Well I was bigger. Puberty made me a giant. Made me weight more. So floating down the concrete aqueduct at speed by butt scrapped the whole way. Leaving my bleeding red bare butt exposed to the world. You never seen a lil kid jump so high from. Embarrassment lol.